You're Always In My Head
For my own reference, and anyone that gives a damn, here are the origins of the lyric titles for my posts since July of this year.
This includes private entry names! /mysterious
Date - Lyric - Band, Song
July 11, 2004 - No Trophy, No Flowers, No Flashbulbs, No Line - Cake, "The Distance"
July 12, 2004 - This Is the Noise That Keeps Me Awake - Garbage, "Push It"
July 14, 2004 - All My Love to This World - Jamiroquai, "Virtual Insanity"
July 20, 2004 - I Want to Be the One to Walk in the Sun - Cyndi Lauper, "Girls Just Want to Have Fun"
July 21, 2004 - After Five Years, if You Live That Long - Björk, "5 Years"
July 24, 2004 - Dig Your Own Hole - The Chemical Brothers, "Dig Your Own Hole"
July 27, 2004 - Big Fat Roses - No Doubt, "In My Head"
August 11, 2004 - I Need to Hear Some Sounds That Recognize the Pain in Me - Verve Pipe, "Bittersweet Symphony"
August 11, 2004 - I'm the Hunter - Björk, "Hunter"
August 19, 2004 - I'm Just a Crosshair - Franz Ferdinand, "Take Me Out"
August 26, 2004 - Boot to the Head! - The Frantics, "Boot to the Head!" from the Tae Kwon Leap sketch
August 29, 2004 - Some Folks Think I'm Trouble - Billy Gilman, "Shamey, Shamey, Shame"
September 6, 2004 - Living My Life Like It's Golden - Jill Scott, "Golden"
September 21, 2004 - Like a Diamond in the Sky - Dave Matthews Band, "Satellite" (or the more obvious "Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star" by who knows who)
October 11, 2004 - Superman's Dead - Our Lady Peace, "Superman's Dead"
October 30, 2004 - You Cannot Sedate All the Things You Hate - Marilyn Manson, "Dogma"
October 30, 2004 - I Want the World to Know - Diana Ross, "I'm Coming Out"
October 30, 2004 - Don't Quote Me Boy, I Ain't Said Sh*t - Dynamite Hack/NWA "Boyz N Tha Hood"
October 31, 2004 - Amphetamines For Boys and Crucifixes For Ladies - Marilyn Manson, "Rock is Dead"
November 1, 2004 - Dust Yourself Off and Try Again - Aaliyah, "Try Again"
November 1, 2004 - Say the Right Things When Electioneering - Radiohead, "Electioneering"
November 1, 2004 - Crying - Björk, "Crying"
November 3, 2004 - You and Me and the Devil Makes Three - Emmylou Harris, Alison Krauss and Gillian Welch, "Didn't Leave Nobody But the Baby" (from the "O Brother Where Art Thou" soundtrack)
November 5, 2004 - Who Am I To Blow Against the Wind? - Paul Simon, "I Know What I Know"
November 6, 2004 - She's Mighty Mighty - The Commodores, "Brick House"
November 6, 2004 - This Is the Noise That Keeps Me Awake - Garbage, "Push It" (repeat title, as I suspected)
November 7, 2004 - Don't Leave the Keys in the Door - Jewel, "You Were Meant For Me"
November 8, 2004 - Shut the Eyes in the Cupboard - Radiohead, "Climbing Up the Walls"
November 8, 2004 - Dear Life, You Suck - TLC, "Dear Lie" (I misheard it, but still appropriate either way)
November 10, 2004 - Strength, Courage, and Wisdom - India Arie, "Strength, Courage, and Wisdom"
November 11, 2004 - The Story It Told of a River That Flowed... - America, "A Horse With No Name"
November 13, 2004 - For What Misfortune Sows, He Knows My Touch Will Reap - Fiona Apple, "Pale September"
November 13, 2004 - And I'm Not - Vertical Horizon, "You're a God"
November 14, 2004 (this post!) - You're Always In My Head - India Arie, "Always In My Head" (a song about music)
November 14, 2004 - Typical Prototype - No Doubt, "Just a Girl"
November 14, 2004 - Car Parts, Bottles and Cutlery - Björk, "Hyper-ballad"
November 16, 2004 - Adjacent to the King, Fear No Human Being - Lauryn Hill, "Everything is Everything"
November 16, 2004 - Fingernails That Shine Like Justice - Cake, "Short Skirt, Long Jacket"
November 17, 2004 - Under the Cities Lies a Heart Made of Ground - America, "A Horse With No Name"
November 17, 2004 - He Got the Gospel On the Radio and the Gospel On T.V. - Joan Osborne, "Pensacola"
November 19, 2004 - A Misconception, a Vast Deception - India Arie, "Video"
November 19, 2004 - I Belong to Me - Madison Avenue, "Don't Call Me Baby"
November 20, 2004 - The Tide Will Show You the Way - Björk, "Bachelorette"
November 20, 2004 - Does This Leave You Satisfied? - The Cranberries, "The Icicle Melts"
November 21, 2004 - Do You Sleep? - Lisa Loeb, "Do You Sleep?"
November 22, 2004 - If I Had a Million Dollars, I'd Buy You a Monkey - Barenaked Ladies, "If I Had a Million Dollars"
November 23, 2004 - You Level Off, You Level Off, You Level Off - Our Lady Peace, "Clumsy"
November 24, 2004 - If Ye Try to Fight Us, You Will Get a Nasty Whackin' - The Curse of Monkey Island, "A Pirate I Was Meant to Be"
November 24, 2004 - We'll Surely Avoid Scurvy If We All Eat an Orange - The Curse of Monkey Island, "A Pirate I Was Meant to Be"
November 25, 2004 - Standing Here Until You Make Me Move - Lifehouse, "Hanging By a Moment"
November 25, 2004 - The Turkey Shot Out of the Oven - Jamie and I, Thanksgiving poem sung to the tune of "My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean"
November 26, 2004 - It's Not Always Rainbows and Butterflies - Maroon 5, "She Will Be Loved"
November 26, 2004 - Time is Never Time At All - Smashing Pumpkins, "Tonight, Tonight"
November 28, 2004 - The Good Old Days Weren't Always Good - Billy Joel, "Keeping the Faith"
November 29, 2004 - Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow - Presidents of the United States of America, "Kitty"
November 30, 2004 - How Can I Put It? You Put Me On - Kelly Clarkson, "Since You've Been Gone"
November 30, 2004 - My Shadow's the Only One That Walks Beside Me - Green Day, "Boulevard of Broken Dreams"
November 30, 2004 - We Represent the Dirty, Dirty, Dirty, Dirty South - Lil' Flip, "This is the Way We Ball"
December 1, 2004 - Karma Karma Karma Come Back to You Hard - Lauryn Hill, "Lost Ones"
December 2, 2004 - I Won't Hold Back Anything - Billy Joel, "A Matter of Trust"
December 3, 2004 - Life Is Short, You're Capable - Gwen Stefani, "What You Waiting For"
December 3, 2004 - Let Me Spell it Out - Jojo, "Breezy"
December 5, 2004 - The Water's Dark and Deep - Billy Joel, "Lullabye (Goodnight, My Angel)"
December 6, 2004 - Stop and Stare - Mario, "Let Me Love You"
December 6, 2004 - Tick Tock - Gwen Stefani, "What You Waiting For?"
December 7, 2004 - Born to Blossom, Bloom to Perish - Gwen Stefani, "What You Waiting For?"
December 7, 2004 - Fish Heads, Fish Heads. Eat Them Up, Yum! - Dr. Demento Show, "The Fish Head Song"
December 9, 2004 - Days Go By - Dirty Vegas, "Days Go By"
December 10, 2004 - Can't Tell You, But I Know It's Mine - The Beatles, "With a Little Help From My Friends"
December 11, 2004 - There's Something in These Futures That We Have to Be Told - Jamiroquai, "Virtual Insanity"
December 12, 2004 - I'll Be Brand New Tomorrow - Björk, "Pluto"
December 13, 2004 - Let The Guilty Pay - Martina McBride, "Independence Day"
December 14, 2004 - There You Were, Freakin' Out - Jamiroquai, "Little L"
December 14, 2004 - My Name Is... - Eminem, "My Name Is"
December 14, 2004 - Our Love in a Ball of Yarn - Björk, "Unravel"
December 15, 2004 - So Much For My Happy Ending - Avril Lavigne, "My Happy Ending"
December 16, 2004 - Worry Not, My Daughter - Mindy Smith, "Come To Jesus"
December 17, 2004 - Got Skills - All-4-One, "Skillz"
December 18, 2004 - The Week Ends, The Week Begins - Dave Matthews Band, "Ants Marching"
December 20, 2004 - Drifting Along - Jamiroquai, "Drifting Along"
December 20, 2004 - You're Not Pirates, You're Just Slackers - The Curse of Monkey Island, "A Pirate I Was Meant to Be"
December 21, 2004 - Sing With Me - Aerosmith, "Dream On"
December 21, 2004 - 23 and So Tired of Life - Dave Matthews Band, "Dancing Nancies"
December 22, 2004 - And of Course Henry the Horse Dances the Waltz! - The Beatles, "Being For the Benefit of Mr. Kite"
December 23, 2004 - Take a Chance 'Cause You Might Grow - Gwen Stefani, "What You Waiting For?"
December 24, 2004 - Better Than Yours - Kelis, "Milkshake"
December 24, 2004 - Feliz Navidad - Jose Feliciano, "Feliz Navidad"
December 26, 2004 - With a Thankful Heart - A Muppet Christmas Carol, "Thankful Heart"
December 27, 2004 - You Think She's an Open Book - Cake, "Open Book"
December 27, 2004 - Underneath All Currents - Björk, "The Anchor Song"
December 28, 2004 - Keepin' the Faith - Billy Joel, "Keepin' the Faith"
December 29, 2004 - Infinitely Sad - Jamiroquai, "Picture of My Life"
December 30, 2004 - 23 and So Tired of Life - Dave Matthews Band, "Dancing Nancies"
December 31, 2004 - Ever Wonder If It's All For You? - Red Hot Chili Peppers, "Can't Stop"
December 31, 2004 - It's Been a Long December - Counting Crows, "A Long December"
January 1, 2005 - Feelings - "Cats" (the musical)
January 1, 2005 - Go Ask the Dust for Any Answers - Red Hot Chili Peppers, "Can't Stop"
January 2, 2005 - Through the Desert of Truth - Billy Joel, "River of Dreams"
January 2, 2005 - You Could Say She's Safe - Dave Matthews Band, "The Best of What's Around"
January 3, 2005 - Let Courage Rise With Danger - "Stand Up For Jesus"
January 3, 2005 - Just Lose It - Eminem, "Just Lose It"
January 3, 2005 - Go Write Your Message on the Pavement - Red Hot Chili Peppers, "Can't Stop"
January 4, 2005 - I Believe In a Thing Called Love - The Darkness, "I Believe In a Thing Called Love"
January 4, 2005 - The Cheese Stands Alone - "The Farmer in the Dell"
January 6, 2005 - In This World There's Real and Make-Believe - 3 Doors Down, "Let Me Go"
January 6, 2005 - Shout Louder - Christina Aguilara feat. Lil' Kim, "Can't Hold Us Down"
January 6, 2005 - Look At Your Watch Now - Gwen Stefani, "What You Waiting For?"
January 7, 2005 - Trim the Sails and Roam the Sea - The Curse of Monkey Island, "A Pirate I Was Meant to Be"
January 7, 2005 - Step on the Pedal - Gwen Stefani, "Crash"
January 8, 2005 - This Used to Be... - Madonna, "This Used to Be My Playground"
January 9, 2005 - Know What's Right - Tom Petty, "I Won't Back Down"
January 10, 2005 - Violently Happy - Björk, "Violently Happy"
January 11, 2005 - Dark Sarcasm in the Classroom - Pink Floyd, "Another Brick in the Wall, (Pt. 2)"
January 15, 2005 - Guess Who's Back? - Eminem, "Without Me"
January 16, 2005 - Janie's Got a Gun - Aerosmith, "Janie's Got a Gun"
January 16, 2005 - And In the Streets, the Children Screamed - Don McLean, "American Pie"
January 16, 2005 - B-I-B-L-E - "The B-I-B-L-E"
January 17, 2005 - Honor to the Brave - "BattleHymn of the Republic"
January 18, 2005 - Who's Got Their Claws in You, My Friend? - Dave Matthews Band, "Crash Into Me"
January 21, 2005 - Absorbent and Yellow and Porous is He... - SpongeBob SquarePants Themesong
January 22, 2005 - Somewhere Only We Know - Keane, "Somewhere Only We Know"
January 22, 2005 - Excuse Me, Mister - No Doubt, "Excuse Me, Mister"
January 23, 2005 - Never Time Enough - Smashing Pumpkins, "Tonight, Tonight"
January 24, 2005 - The World Falls Down - David Bowie, "As the World Falls Down"
January 24, 2005 - How Can I Deal With This? - Fiona Apple, "Get Gone"
January 26, 2005 - What Have You Been Reading, You Smart Girl? - Garbage, "Shut Your Mouth"
January 27, 2005 - Rocking Horse People Eat Marshmallow Pies - The Beatles, "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds"
January 28, 2005 - It Don't Matter That Your Car is Fly - Jojo, "Baby, It's You"
January 30, 2005 - Great Escape - Blind Melon, "No Rain"
January 30, 2005 - Every Second of the Night... - Heart, "These Dreams"
January 30, 2005 - How I Wonder - Dave Matthews Band, "Satellite"
February 1, 2005 - I Know You're Out There - Our Lady Peace, "Somewhere Out There"
February 2, 2005 - Middle of the Night - Billy Joel, "River of Dreams"
February 2, 2005 - Don't Waste My Time - Reel Big Fish, "You Don't Know"
February 3, 2005 - So She Takes Her Pills - Counting Crows, "Another Horsedreamer's Blues"
February 3, 2005 - I Love Dissatisfied - Franz Ferdinand, "Come on Home"
February 4, 2005 - In This Way, Mr. K Will Challenge the World - The Beatles, "Being for the Benefit of Mr. Kite"
February 5, 2005 - If Eyes Move, This Could Die - Franz Ferdiand, "Take Me Out"
February 6, 2005 - Chillin' With My Kool-Aid - TLC, "Digging on You"
February 6, 2005 - Cooperation - Sesame Street, "Cooperation"
February 6, 2005 - A Secret Code Carved - Björk, "Pagan Poetry"
February 7, 2005 - What's the Problem? I Don't Know - Counting Crows, "Accidentally in Love"
February 8, 2005 - I'd Rather Rescue Myself - The Cheetah Girls, "Cinderella"
February 9, 2005 - The Voice Within - Christina Aguilara, "The Voice Within"
February 10, 2005 - Shades of Gray - Billy Joel, "Shades of Gray"
February 11, 2005 - We Don't Need No Thought Control - Pink Floyd, "Another Brick in the Wall"
February 12, 2005 - Pink - Aerosmith, "Pink"
February 13, 2005 - In a Tower of Steel... - Björk, "Isobel"
February 13, 2005 - So Here It Is - Christina Aguilara, "Stripped Intro"
February 14, 2005 - I Want to Hold Your Hand - The Beatles, "I Want to Hold Your Hand"
February 14, 2005 - Feathers and Coke Cans - Counting Crows, "Another Horsedreamer's Blues"
February 15, 2005 - Bring What I am Able - Sarah McLachlan, "World on Fire"
February 16, 2005 - Now Face West - REM, "Stand"
February 18, 2005 - Big Black Boots, Long Blonde Hair - Jet, "Are You Gonna Be My Girl"
February 20, 2005 - Built These Hands to Lift Me Up - Bush, "Greedy Fly"
February 20, 2005 - Something to Rely On - Keane, "Somewhere Only We Know"
February 21, 2005 - Send Me an Angel - Real Life (among others), "Send Me an Angel"
February 21, 2005 - The One Star I Could Count On - Elton John, "Dark Diamond"
February 22, 2005 - Thine Alabaster Cities Gleam - Katherine Lee Bates (writer),"America the Beautiful"
February 22, 2005 - There's No One Laughing - Our Lady Peace, "Clumsy"
February 23, 2005 - Strung From the Moon - DMB, "Satellite"
February 25, 2005 - Behind Closed Doors and Under Stars - Garbage, "Androgyny"
February 26, 2005 - God is in the TV - Marilyn Manson, "Rock is Dead"
February 27, 2005 - Use the Force - Jamiroquai, "Use the Force"
February 28, 2005 - She's Gone Tomorrow, Boy - Ace of Base, "All That She Wants"
March 1, 2005 - Black Velvet - Alannah Myles, "Black Velvet"
March 3, 2005 - You Drop Your Drink - The Bangles, "Walk Like an Egyptian"
March 3, 2005 - I Lean Against the Wind - Incubus, "Wish You Were Here"
March 4, 2005 - Tired But I'm Workin'- Alanis Morisette, "Hand in My Pocket"
March 5, 2005 - Slap Me With a Splintered Ruler - Alanis Morisette, "All I Really Want"
March 5, 2005 - Tougher Than Diamonds and Stronger Than Steel - Huey Lewis and the News, "The Power of Love"
March 6, 2005 - The Road That I Must Travel - Mr. Mister, "Kyrie"
March 6, 2005 - Cut My Life Into Pieces - Papa Roach, "Last Resort"
March 7, 2005 - I Wish I Was a Little Bit Taller... - Skee-Lo, "I Wish"
March 8, 2005 - Hear Me Roar - Helen Reddy, "I am Woman"
March 9, 2005 - Keep Your Expensive Car and Your Caviar - Indie Arie, "Video"
March 11, 2005 - My Scars Remind Me That the Past is Real - Papa Roach, "Scars"
March 12, 2005 - They Say in Heaven Love Comes First - Belinda Carlisle, "Heaven is a Place on Earth"
March 13, 2005 - Only Air - Jimmy Eat World, "Just Watch the Fireworks"
Notice - As of March 13, 2005, potential titles now include movie quotes, poem quotes, slogans, and any other literature or pop-culture reference I feel like throwing in.
March 13, 2005 - And Then They Made Me Their Chief - Captain Jack "Scissorhands" Sparrow, Pirates of the Carribean
March 14, 2005 - Push the Button, Don't Push the Button, Trip the Station, Change the Channel - Madonna, "Hollywood"
March 14, 2005 - Or, To Save On Postage... - Yzma, The Emperor's New Groove
March 16, 2005 - Oh, I'm Newly Calibrated - Collective Soul, "Better Now"
March 17, 2005 - Son of a Bilge Rat! - Long John "Frankenfurter" Silver, Muppet Treasure Island
March 18, 2005 - And I Speak to You Like the Chorus to the Verse - 3rd Eye Blind, "Semi-Charmed Life"
March 18, 2005 - Down Bessie! - Mushu, Mulan
March 19, 2005 - Fools Who Walk in Dreams - Zigzag, The Thief and the Cobbler
March 19, 2005 - How Bizarre - OMC, "How Bizarre"
March 20, 2005 - I'll Get You a Satanic Mechanic - Frankenfurter, Rocky Horror Picture Show
March 21, 2005 - Shao Lin Shouted a Rose From His Throat - Red Hot Chili Peppers, "Easily"
March 23, 2005 - Pseudo-Morals Work Real Well... - Marilyn Manson, "Get Your Gunn"
March 24, 2005 - Bow Down Before the One You Serve - Nine Inch Nails, "Head Like a Hole"
March 27, 2005 - Pink? Pink? Well, What's Wrong with Pink? - The Jackalope, Boundin' (before The Incredibles)
March 28, 2005 - Bound and Rebound - The Jackalope, Boundin'
March 29, 2005 - We Went Searching... - Sheryl Crow, "If It Makes You Happy"
April 1, 2005 - If You Begin to Feel Overload... - Hive, "Ultrasonic Sound"
April 2, 2005 - I Solemnly Swear That I Am Up To No Good - The Weasley Twins, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
April 2, 2005 - They Will Tell You... - Billy Joel, "My Life"
April 6, 2005 - Fool Them All - Billy Joel, "Don't Ask Me Why"
April 7, 2005 - Not So Tough - Billy Joel, "Uptown Girl"
April 9, 2005 - Keep It Secret - Gandalf, "Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring"
April 10, 2005 - Take a Chance - Gwen Stefani, "What You Waiting For?"
April 12, 2005 - Where Have You Been Hidin' Out Lately, Honey? - Billy Joel, "It's Still Rock and Roll to Me"
April 12, 2005 - And Now For Something Completely Different - Monty Python
April 13, 2005 - The Remedy - "The Remedy," Jason Mraz
April 13, 2005 - Temptation Waits - Garbage, "Temptation Waits"
April 13, 2005 - Happy as Christmas - Collective Soul, "Better Now"
April 14, 2005 - Long Lost Pal - Paul Simon, "You Can Call Me Al"
April 15, 2005 - More Human Than Human - White Zombie, "More Human Than Human"
April 16, 2005 - Hardest Button to Button - The White Stripes, "Hardest Button to Button"
April 16, 2005 - Hell Yeah! - Gretchen Wilson, "Redneck Girls"
April 19, 2005 - My Life by Billy Joel - duh
April 22, 2005 - I'm a Creep - Radiohead, "Creep"
April 24, 2005 - A Windshield Full of Stars - Hal Ketchum, "Mama Knows the Highway"
April 26, 2005 - If I Die Before I Wake - OPM, "Heaven is a Halfpipe"
April 27, 2005 - What It Feels Like For a Girl - Madonna, "What It Feels Like For a Girl"
April 27, 2005 - Let's Get Married Today - RHCP, "Easily"
April 27, 2005 - Spinning in Infinity - Paul Simon, "You Can Call Me Al"
April 27, 2005 - The Way Things Are - Fiona Apple, "The Way Things Are"
April 29, 2005 - Tell The Leaves Not to Turn... - Madonna, "Don't Tell Me"
April 30, 2005 - I Used to Sing the Saddest Songs - Shakira, "Ready For the Good Times"
April 30, 2005 - You're the One - Ernie from Sesame Street, "Rubber Ducky, You're the One"
May 3, 2005 - In a Forest, Pitch-Dark... - Björk, "Isobel"
May 3, 2005 - A Sorta Fairytale - Tori Amos, "A Sorta Fairytale"
May 5, 2005 - The Happy Phantom Has No Right to Bitch - Tori Amos, "Happy Phantom"
May 6, 2005 - You Want to Be Careful... - Prof. Severus Snape, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
May 8, 2005 - Innocent, Our Lady Peace, "Innocent"
May 8, 2005 - Oh Happy Day - Sister Act, "Oh Happy Day"
May 9, 2005 - Beauty in the Breakdown - Frou Frou, "Let Go"
May 9, 2005 - So Hand Me That Remote - Frou Frou, "Let Go"
May 11, 2005 - Keep It Copacetic - Local H, "Bound For the Floor"
May 11, 2005 - And The Jedi I Admire Most... - Weird Al Yankovic, "The Saga Begins"
May 11, 2005 - I Know You Know... - Tori Amos, "Sweet Sangria"
May 13, 2005 - Been Apprehended by a Spiritual Force - dc Talk, "Jesus Freak"
May 15, 2005 - Stay Away From... - Chicago, "Both Reached For the Gun"
May 18, 2005 - Just Between You and Me - dc Talk, "Between You and Me"
May 20, 2005 - You Mighta Heard... - Billy Joel, "Only the Good Die Young"
May 21, 2005 (5/21/05) - Behold - Rev. 21.5, The Bible
May 22, 2005 - Lookin' For the Goodies? - Ciara, "Goodies"
May 24, 2005 - We Find You Totally Innocent - Clopin, The Hunchback of Notre Dame
May 25, 2005 - I'm Lit... - Ludacris, "Stand Up"
May 26, 2005 - Drink Up Baby Down - Frou Frou, "Let Go"
May 27, 2005 - Bloody Hell! - Ron Weasley, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
May 27, 2005 - I'll Cut You! - Really Bad Roaches, Family Guy
May 28, 2005 - Takin' Over Areas in Aquarius - Lauryn Hill, "Superstar"
May 29, 2005 - You Make the Whole World Wanna Dance - Garbage, "Cherry Lips"
May 31, 2005 - They Told You Life is Hard - Natalie Merchant, "Life is Sweet"
June 4, 2005 - Have We Been Dreaming? - A Scholar & A Physician, "Super Mario Bros. Dirty Mix"
June 4, 2005 - Must Save the World Again... - Joe Redifer, "ROBOVoice"
June 7, 2005 - The Madness Within - Sirius Black, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
June 8, 2005 - Ransom Notes Keep Falling Out Your Mouth - Imogen Heap, "Hide and Seek"
June 8, 2005 - The Spy Who Shagged Me - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me
June 11, 2005 - I am a Poor Wayfaring Stranger - The Manning Family, "I am a Poor Wayfaring Stranger"
June 14, 2005 - I Dare You - Björk, "5 Years"
June 17, 2005 - And Even If... - Lauryn Hill, "Final Hour"
June 20, 2005 - The Shells Upon the Warm Sands... - Enya, "Anywhere Is"
June 24, 2005 - Standin' on the Sidelines, Wavin' and Grinnin' - Fiona Apple, "Limp"
June 24, 2005 - And They Say... - Billy Joel, "Only the Good Die Young"
June 25, 2005 - Insufferable Know-It-All - Prof. Severus Snape, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
June 27, 2005 - In An Interstellar Burst - Radiohead, "Airbag"
June 29, 2005 - You Can Say the Human Heart... - Billy Joel, "Don't Ask Me Why"
June 30, 2005 - I Promised I'd See It Again - Jimmy Eat World, "Just Watch the Fireworks"
July 2, 2005 - I'll Tell You Something - Garbage, "Temptation Waits"
July 3, 2005 - I Can't Forget - Poe, "Hey Pretty"
July 3, 2005 - You Know Me Now... - Poe, "Hey Pretty"
July 4, 2005 - Star-Spangled - Francis Scott Key, "The Star-Spangled Banner"
July 8, 2005 - What It Is... - Alicia Keys, "So Simple"
July 8, 2005 - Be Obscene, Baby, Not Heard! - Marilyn Manson, "mOBSCENE"
July 10, 2005 - When It's Real... - Alicia Keys, "When You Really Love Someone"
July 11, 1005 - What Goes Around... - Alicia Keys, "Karma"
July 11, 2005 - Mean If You Love Me - Sheryl Crow, "Am I Getting Through"
July 14, 2005 - Badder Than... - Jim Croce, "Bad, Bad Leroy Brown"
July 16, 2005 - I Think I Just Had an Evilgasm - Xykon, Order of the Stick
July 16, 2005 - Love Forever... - Gorillaz, "Feel Good Inc"
July 19, 2005 - Watch Me As I Gravitate - Gorillaz, "Feel Good Inc"
July 21, 2005 - Just Think of Me as... - Alicia Keys, "Diary"
July 21, 2005 - Turning Us Into Monsters - Gorillaz, "Kids With Guns"
July 23, 2005 - You Will Never Find True Happiness - Weird Al, "Your Horoscope For Today"
July 25, 2005 - Same As It Ever Was - Talking Heads, "Once In a Lifetime"
July 26, 2005 - Having Trouble Saying What I Mean... - Natasha Bedingfield, "These Words"
July 28, 2005 - Got a New Horizon... - Gorillaz, "Feel Good Inc"
July 30, 2005 - Farside Banks of Jordan - "Farside Banks of Jordan" (gospel song, not sure who wrote it)
August 7, 2005 - May I Have Your Attention Please - Eminem, "The Real Slim Shady"
August 8, 2005 - No One Sayin' "Do This" - Elton John, "Just Can't Wait to be King"
August 9, 2005 - I'm Brushing Up On Looking Down - Elton John, "Just Can't Wait to be King"
August 13, 2005 - I Was Empty; Now I'm Better - Natasha Bedingfield, "Peace of Me"
August 13, 2005 - The Pen's In My Hand - Natasha Bedingfield, "Unwritten"
August 21, 2005 - Tell Me What You Want - The Spice Girls, "Wannabe"
August 22, 2005 - Feel The Love! - Elton John, "Can You Feel the Love Tonight"
August 23, 2005 - Read Some Byron... - Natasha Bedingfield, "These Words"
August 26, 2005 - I Don't Want Knowledge, I Want Sovereignty - David Bowie, "Law"
August 27, 2005 - This Is Really Dangerous - Björk, "Cover Me"
August 27, 2005 - I Feel Loved - Depeche Mode, "I Feel Loved"
August 29, 2005 - Biblical Proportions - Venkman, Ghostbusters
September 2, 2005 - The All of You - Spacehog, "In the Meantime"
September 4, 2005 - Curiouser and Curiouser - Alice, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland
September 5, 2005 - Something Good - Maria, The Sound of Music
September 8, 2005 - These Words - Natasha Bedingfield, "These Words"
September 10, 2005 - Windmill, Windmill - Gorillaz, "Feel Good Inc"
September 11, 2005 - This Day - K's Choice, "To This Day"
September 16, 2005 - I Seem, To You... - Fiona Apple, "Extraordinary Machine"
September 18, 2005 - See Right Through Myself - NIN, "Only"
September 19, 2005 - We're Troublesome Corsairs - The Curse of Monkey Island, "A Pirate I Was Meant to Be"
September 21, 2005 - Less Concerned - NIN, "Only"
September 22, 2005 - Don't Get Lost in Heaven - Gorillaz, "Don't Get Lost in Heaven"
September 28, 2005 - Finally - Ce Ce Peniston, "Finally"
October 1, 2005 - Dude - Dell guy
October 7, 2005 - Hackers, Code-Crackers, Slackers - Weird Al Yankovic, "It's All About the Pentiums"
October 7, 2005 - 'Tis the Season - "Deck the Halls"
October 9, 2005 - You're In Our World Now - EverQuest 1 slogan
October 27, 2005 - Through a Fractal on That Breaking Wall... - Seal, "Crazy"
October 28, 2005 - You Showed Me Something... - Natasha Bedingfield, "Peace of Me"
October 31, 2005 - Loaded Gun Complex - Fall Out Boy, "Sugar, We're Going Down"
November 2, 2005 - I Was Ridin' on the E Train, I Was Whistlin' to the Rhythm... - Sheryl Crow, "Subway"
November 3, 2005 - I Had to Break the Window - Fiona Apple, "Window"
November 5, 2005 - Be Kind To Me... - Fiona Apple, "Extraordinary Machine"
November 6, 2005 - Oh Well - Fiona Apple, "Oh Well"
November 9, 2005 - I am Likely to Miss the Main Event - Fiona Apple, "Better Version of Me"
November 16, 2005 - Cold, Like In My Isolation Cell... - Macy Gray, "Relating to a Psychopath"
November 29, 2005 - Racing, and Pacing, and Plotting the Course - Cake, "The Distance"
November 30, 2005 - She's Writing, She's Writing, She's Writing a Novel - Cake, "Open Book"
December 7, 2005 - My Time is a Piece of Wax - Beck, "Loser"
December 18, 2005 - And All I Can Do... - Blind Melon, "No Rain"
December 26, 2005 - To Face, Unafraid... - "Winter Wonderland"
December 31, 2005 - I Make All Things New - Rev. 21:5
January 3, 2005 - If Music is the Victim... - Scissor Sisters, "Music is the Victim"
This includes private entry names! /mysterious
Date - Lyric - Band, Song
July 11, 2004 - No Trophy, No Flowers, No Flashbulbs, No Line - Cake, "The Distance"
July 12, 2004 - This Is the Noise That Keeps Me Awake - Garbage, "Push It"
July 14, 2004 - All My Love to This World - Jamiroquai, "Virtual Insanity"
July 20, 2004 - I Want to Be the One to Walk in the Sun - Cyndi Lauper, "Girls Just Want to Have Fun"
July 21, 2004 - After Five Years, if You Live That Long - Björk, "5 Years"
July 24, 2004 - Dig Your Own Hole - The Chemical Brothers, "Dig Your Own Hole"
July 27, 2004 - Big Fat Roses - No Doubt, "In My Head"
August 11, 2004 - I Need to Hear Some Sounds That Recognize the Pain in Me - Verve Pipe, "Bittersweet Symphony"
August 11, 2004 - I'm the Hunter - Björk, "Hunter"
August 19, 2004 - I'm Just a Crosshair - Franz Ferdinand, "Take Me Out"
August 26, 2004 - Boot to the Head! - The Frantics, "Boot to the Head!" from the Tae Kwon Leap sketch
August 29, 2004 - Some Folks Think I'm Trouble - Billy Gilman, "Shamey, Shamey, Shame"
September 6, 2004 - Living My Life Like It's Golden - Jill Scott, "Golden"
September 21, 2004 - Like a Diamond in the Sky - Dave Matthews Band, "Satellite" (or the more obvious "Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star" by who knows who)
October 11, 2004 - Superman's Dead - Our Lady Peace, "Superman's Dead"
October 30, 2004 - You Cannot Sedate All the Things You Hate - Marilyn Manson, "Dogma"
October 30, 2004 - I Want the World to Know - Diana Ross, "I'm Coming Out"
October 30, 2004 - Don't Quote Me Boy, I Ain't Said Sh*t - Dynamite Hack/NWA "Boyz N Tha Hood"
October 31, 2004 - Amphetamines For Boys and Crucifixes For Ladies - Marilyn Manson, "Rock is Dead"
November 1, 2004 - Dust Yourself Off and Try Again - Aaliyah, "Try Again"
November 1, 2004 - Say the Right Things When Electioneering - Radiohead, "Electioneering"
November 1, 2004 - Crying - Björk, "Crying"
November 3, 2004 - You and Me and the Devil Makes Three - Emmylou Harris, Alison Krauss and Gillian Welch, "Didn't Leave Nobody But the Baby" (from the "O Brother Where Art Thou" soundtrack)
November 5, 2004 - Who Am I To Blow Against the Wind? - Paul Simon, "I Know What I Know"
November 6, 2004 - She's Mighty Mighty - The Commodores, "Brick House"
November 6, 2004 - This Is the Noise That Keeps Me Awake - Garbage, "Push It" (repeat title, as I suspected)
November 7, 2004 - Don't Leave the Keys in the Door - Jewel, "You Were Meant For Me"
November 8, 2004 - Shut the Eyes in the Cupboard - Radiohead, "Climbing Up the Walls"
November 8, 2004 - Dear Life, You Suck - TLC, "Dear Lie" (I misheard it, but still appropriate either way)
November 10, 2004 - Strength, Courage, and Wisdom - India Arie, "Strength, Courage, and Wisdom"
November 11, 2004 - The Story It Told of a River That Flowed... - America, "A Horse With No Name"
November 13, 2004 - For What Misfortune Sows, He Knows My Touch Will Reap - Fiona Apple, "Pale September"
November 13, 2004 - And I'm Not - Vertical Horizon, "You're a God"
November 14, 2004 (this post!) - You're Always In My Head - India Arie, "Always In My Head" (a song about music)
November 14, 2004 - Typical Prototype - No Doubt, "Just a Girl"
November 14, 2004 - Car Parts, Bottles and Cutlery - Björk, "Hyper-ballad"
November 16, 2004 - Adjacent to the King, Fear No Human Being - Lauryn Hill, "Everything is Everything"
November 16, 2004 - Fingernails That Shine Like Justice - Cake, "Short Skirt, Long Jacket"
November 17, 2004 - Under the Cities Lies a Heart Made of Ground - America, "A Horse With No Name"
November 17, 2004 - He Got the Gospel On the Radio and the Gospel On T.V. - Joan Osborne, "Pensacola"
November 19, 2004 - A Misconception, a Vast Deception - India Arie, "Video"
November 19, 2004 - I Belong to Me - Madison Avenue, "Don't Call Me Baby"
November 20, 2004 - The Tide Will Show You the Way - Björk, "Bachelorette"
November 20, 2004 - Does This Leave You Satisfied? - The Cranberries, "The Icicle Melts"
November 21, 2004 - Do You Sleep? - Lisa Loeb, "Do You Sleep?"
November 22, 2004 - If I Had a Million Dollars, I'd Buy You a Monkey - Barenaked Ladies, "If I Had a Million Dollars"
November 23, 2004 - You Level Off, You Level Off, You Level Off - Our Lady Peace, "Clumsy"
November 24, 2004 - If Ye Try to Fight Us, You Will Get a Nasty Whackin' - The Curse of Monkey Island, "A Pirate I Was Meant to Be"
November 24, 2004 - We'll Surely Avoid Scurvy If We All Eat an Orange - The Curse of Monkey Island, "A Pirate I Was Meant to Be"
November 25, 2004 - Standing Here Until You Make Me Move - Lifehouse, "Hanging By a Moment"
November 25, 2004 - The Turkey Shot Out of the Oven - Jamie and I, Thanksgiving poem sung to the tune of "My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean"
November 26, 2004 - It's Not Always Rainbows and Butterflies - Maroon 5, "She Will Be Loved"
November 26, 2004 - Time is Never Time At All - Smashing Pumpkins, "Tonight, Tonight"
November 28, 2004 - The Good Old Days Weren't Always Good - Billy Joel, "Keeping the Faith"
November 29, 2004 - Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow - Presidents of the United States of America, "Kitty"
November 30, 2004 - How Can I Put It? You Put Me On - Kelly Clarkson, "Since You've Been Gone"
November 30, 2004 - My Shadow's the Only One That Walks Beside Me - Green Day, "Boulevard of Broken Dreams"
November 30, 2004 - We Represent the Dirty, Dirty, Dirty, Dirty South - Lil' Flip, "This is the Way We Ball"
December 1, 2004 - Karma Karma Karma Come Back to You Hard - Lauryn Hill, "Lost Ones"
December 2, 2004 - I Won't Hold Back Anything - Billy Joel, "A Matter of Trust"
December 3, 2004 - Life Is Short, You're Capable - Gwen Stefani, "What You Waiting For"
December 3, 2004 - Let Me Spell it Out - Jojo, "Breezy"
December 5, 2004 - The Water's Dark and Deep - Billy Joel, "Lullabye (Goodnight, My Angel)"
December 6, 2004 - Stop and Stare - Mario, "Let Me Love You"
December 6, 2004 - Tick Tock - Gwen Stefani, "What You Waiting For?"
December 7, 2004 - Born to Blossom, Bloom to Perish - Gwen Stefani, "What You Waiting For?"
December 7, 2004 - Fish Heads, Fish Heads. Eat Them Up, Yum! - Dr. Demento Show, "The Fish Head Song"
December 9, 2004 - Days Go By - Dirty Vegas, "Days Go By"
December 10, 2004 - Can't Tell You, But I Know It's Mine - The Beatles, "With a Little Help From My Friends"
December 11, 2004 - There's Something in These Futures That We Have to Be Told - Jamiroquai, "Virtual Insanity"
December 12, 2004 - I'll Be Brand New Tomorrow - Björk, "Pluto"
December 13, 2004 - Let The Guilty Pay - Martina McBride, "Independence Day"
December 14, 2004 - There You Were, Freakin' Out - Jamiroquai, "Little L"
December 14, 2004 - My Name Is... - Eminem, "My Name Is"
December 14, 2004 - Our Love in a Ball of Yarn - Björk, "Unravel"
December 15, 2004 - So Much For My Happy Ending - Avril Lavigne, "My Happy Ending"
December 16, 2004 - Worry Not, My Daughter - Mindy Smith, "Come To Jesus"
December 17, 2004 - Got Skills - All-4-One, "Skillz"
December 18, 2004 - The Week Ends, The Week Begins - Dave Matthews Band, "Ants Marching"
December 20, 2004 - Drifting Along - Jamiroquai, "Drifting Along"
December 20, 2004 - You're Not Pirates, You're Just Slackers - The Curse of Monkey Island, "A Pirate I Was Meant to Be"
December 21, 2004 - Sing With Me - Aerosmith, "Dream On"
December 21, 2004 - 23 and So Tired of Life - Dave Matthews Band, "Dancing Nancies"
December 22, 2004 - And of Course Henry the Horse Dances the Waltz! - The Beatles, "Being For the Benefit of Mr. Kite"
December 23, 2004 - Take a Chance 'Cause You Might Grow - Gwen Stefani, "What You Waiting For?"
December 24, 2004 - Better Than Yours - Kelis, "Milkshake"
December 24, 2004 - Feliz Navidad - Jose Feliciano, "Feliz Navidad"
December 26, 2004 - With a Thankful Heart - A Muppet Christmas Carol, "Thankful Heart"
December 27, 2004 - You Think She's an Open Book - Cake, "Open Book"
December 27, 2004 - Underneath All Currents - Björk, "The Anchor Song"
December 28, 2004 - Keepin' the Faith - Billy Joel, "Keepin' the Faith"
December 29, 2004 - Infinitely Sad - Jamiroquai, "Picture of My Life"
December 30, 2004 - 23 and So Tired of Life - Dave Matthews Band, "Dancing Nancies"
December 31, 2004 - Ever Wonder If It's All For You? - Red Hot Chili Peppers, "Can't Stop"
December 31, 2004 - It's Been a Long December - Counting Crows, "A Long December"
January 1, 2005 - Feelings - "Cats" (the musical)
January 1, 2005 - Go Ask the Dust for Any Answers - Red Hot Chili Peppers, "Can't Stop"
January 2, 2005 - Through the Desert of Truth - Billy Joel, "River of Dreams"
January 2, 2005 - You Could Say She's Safe - Dave Matthews Band, "The Best of What's Around"
January 3, 2005 - Let Courage Rise With Danger - "Stand Up For Jesus"
January 3, 2005 - Just Lose It - Eminem, "Just Lose It"
January 3, 2005 - Go Write Your Message on the Pavement - Red Hot Chili Peppers, "Can't Stop"
January 4, 2005 - I Believe In a Thing Called Love - The Darkness, "I Believe In a Thing Called Love"
January 4, 2005 - The Cheese Stands Alone - "The Farmer in the Dell"
January 6, 2005 - In This World There's Real and Make-Believe - 3 Doors Down, "Let Me Go"
January 6, 2005 - Shout Louder - Christina Aguilara feat. Lil' Kim, "Can't Hold Us Down"
January 6, 2005 - Look At Your Watch Now - Gwen Stefani, "What You Waiting For?"
January 7, 2005 - Trim the Sails and Roam the Sea - The Curse of Monkey Island, "A Pirate I Was Meant to Be"
January 7, 2005 - Step on the Pedal - Gwen Stefani, "Crash"
January 8, 2005 - This Used to Be... - Madonna, "This Used to Be My Playground"
January 9, 2005 - Know What's Right - Tom Petty, "I Won't Back Down"
January 10, 2005 - Violently Happy - Björk, "Violently Happy"
January 11, 2005 - Dark Sarcasm in the Classroom - Pink Floyd, "Another Brick in the Wall, (Pt. 2)"
January 15, 2005 - Guess Who's Back? - Eminem, "Without Me"
January 16, 2005 - Janie's Got a Gun - Aerosmith, "Janie's Got a Gun"
January 16, 2005 - And In the Streets, the Children Screamed - Don McLean, "American Pie"
January 16, 2005 - B-I-B-L-E - "The B-I-B-L-E"
January 17, 2005 - Honor to the Brave - "BattleHymn of the Republic"
January 18, 2005 - Who's Got Their Claws in You, My Friend? - Dave Matthews Band, "Crash Into Me"
January 21, 2005 - Absorbent and Yellow and Porous is He... - SpongeBob SquarePants Themesong
January 22, 2005 - Somewhere Only We Know - Keane, "Somewhere Only We Know"
January 22, 2005 - Excuse Me, Mister - No Doubt, "Excuse Me, Mister"
January 23, 2005 - Never Time Enough - Smashing Pumpkins, "Tonight, Tonight"
January 24, 2005 - The World Falls Down - David Bowie, "As the World Falls Down"
January 24, 2005 - How Can I Deal With This? - Fiona Apple, "Get Gone"
January 26, 2005 - What Have You Been Reading, You Smart Girl? - Garbage, "Shut Your Mouth"
January 27, 2005 - Rocking Horse People Eat Marshmallow Pies - The Beatles, "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds"
January 28, 2005 - It Don't Matter That Your Car is Fly - Jojo, "Baby, It's You"
January 30, 2005 - Great Escape - Blind Melon, "No Rain"
January 30, 2005 - Every Second of the Night... - Heart, "These Dreams"
January 30, 2005 - How I Wonder - Dave Matthews Band, "Satellite"
February 1, 2005 - I Know You're Out There - Our Lady Peace, "Somewhere Out There"
February 2, 2005 - Middle of the Night - Billy Joel, "River of Dreams"
February 2, 2005 - Don't Waste My Time - Reel Big Fish, "You Don't Know"
February 3, 2005 - So She Takes Her Pills - Counting Crows, "Another Horsedreamer's Blues"
February 3, 2005 - I Love Dissatisfied - Franz Ferdinand, "Come on Home"
February 4, 2005 - In This Way, Mr. K Will Challenge the World - The Beatles, "Being for the Benefit of Mr. Kite"
February 5, 2005 - If Eyes Move, This Could Die - Franz Ferdiand, "Take Me Out"
February 6, 2005 - Chillin' With My Kool-Aid - TLC, "Digging on You"
February 6, 2005 - Cooperation - Sesame Street, "Cooperation"
February 6, 2005 - A Secret Code Carved - Björk, "Pagan Poetry"
February 7, 2005 - What's the Problem? I Don't Know - Counting Crows, "Accidentally in Love"
February 8, 2005 - I'd Rather Rescue Myself - The Cheetah Girls, "Cinderella"
February 9, 2005 - The Voice Within - Christina Aguilara, "The Voice Within"
February 10, 2005 - Shades of Gray - Billy Joel, "Shades of Gray"
February 11, 2005 - We Don't Need No Thought Control - Pink Floyd, "Another Brick in the Wall"
February 12, 2005 - Pink - Aerosmith, "Pink"
February 13, 2005 - In a Tower of Steel... - Björk, "Isobel"
February 13, 2005 - So Here It Is - Christina Aguilara, "Stripped Intro"
February 14, 2005 - I Want to Hold Your Hand - The Beatles, "I Want to Hold Your Hand"
February 14, 2005 - Feathers and Coke Cans - Counting Crows, "Another Horsedreamer's Blues"
February 15, 2005 - Bring What I am Able - Sarah McLachlan, "World on Fire"
February 16, 2005 - Now Face West - REM, "Stand"
February 18, 2005 - Big Black Boots, Long Blonde Hair - Jet, "Are You Gonna Be My Girl"
February 20, 2005 - Built These Hands to Lift Me Up - Bush, "Greedy Fly"
February 20, 2005 - Something to Rely On - Keane, "Somewhere Only We Know"
February 21, 2005 - Send Me an Angel - Real Life (among others), "Send Me an Angel"
February 21, 2005 - The One Star I Could Count On - Elton John, "Dark Diamond"
February 22, 2005 - Thine Alabaster Cities Gleam - Katherine Lee Bates (writer),"America the Beautiful"
February 22, 2005 - There's No One Laughing - Our Lady Peace, "Clumsy"
February 23, 2005 - Strung From the Moon - DMB, "Satellite"
February 25, 2005 - Behind Closed Doors and Under Stars - Garbage, "Androgyny"
February 26, 2005 - God is in the TV - Marilyn Manson, "Rock is Dead"
February 27, 2005 - Use the Force - Jamiroquai, "Use the Force"
February 28, 2005 - She's Gone Tomorrow, Boy - Ace of Base, "All That She Wants"
March 1, 2005 - Black Velvet - Alannah Myles, "Black Velvet"
March 3, 2005 - You Drop Your Drink - The Bangles, "Walk Like an Egyptian"
March 3, 2005 - I Lean Against the Wind - Incubus, "Wish You Were Here"
March 4, 2005 - Tired But I'm Workin'- Alanis Morisette, "Hand in My Pocket"
March 5, 2005 - Slap Me With a Splintered Ruler - Alanis Morisette, "All I Really Want"
March 5, 2005 - Tougher Than Diamonds and Stronger Than Steel - Huey Lewis and the News, "The Power of Love"
March 6, 2005 - The Road That I Must Travel - Mr. Mister, "Kyrie"
March 6, 2005 - Cut My Life Into Pieces - Papa Roach, "Last Resort"
March 7, 2005 - I Wish I Was a Little Bit Taller... - Skee-Lo, "I Wish"
March 8, 2005 - Hear Me Roar - Helen Reddy, "I am Woman"
March 9, 2005 - Keep Your Expensive Car and Your Caviar - Indie Arie, "Video"
March 11, 2005 - My Scars Remind Me That the Past is Real - Papa Roach, "Scars"
March 12, 2005 - They Say in Heaven Love Comes First - Belinda Carlisle, "Heaven is a Place on Earth"
March 13, 2005 - Only Air - Jimmy Eat World, "Just Watch the Fireworks"
Notice - As of March 13, 2005, potential titles now include movie quotes, poem quotes, slogans, and any other literature or pop-culture reference I feel like throwing in.
March 13, 2005 - And Then They Made Me Their Chief - Captain Jack "Scissorhands" Sparrow, Pirates of the Carribean
March 14, 2005 - Push the Button, Don't Push the Button, Trip the Station, Change the Channel - Madonna, "Hollywood"
March 14, 2005 - Or, To Save On Postage... - Yzma, The Emperor's New Groove
March 16, 2005 - Oh, I'm Newly Calibrated - Collective Soul, "Better Now"
March 17, 2005 - Son of a Bilge Rat! - Long John "Frankenfurter" Silver, Muppet Treasure Island
March 18, 2005 - And I Speak to You Like the Chorus to the Verse - 3rd Eye Blind, "Semi-Charmed Life"
March 18, 2005 - Down Bessie! - Mushu, Mulan
March 19, 2005 - Fools Who Walk in Dreams - Zigzag, The Thief and the Cobbler
March 19, 2005 - How Bizarre - OMC, "How Bizarre"
March 20, 2005 - I'll Get You a Satanic Mechanic - Frankenfurter, Rocky Horror Picture Show
March 21, 2005 - Shao Lin Shouted a Rose From His Throat - Red Hot Chili Peppers, "Easily"
March 23, 2005 - Pseudo-Morals Work Real Well... - Marilyn Manson, "Get Your Gunn"
March 24, 2005 - Bow Down Before the One You Serve - Nine Inch Nails, "Head Like a Hole"
March 27, 2005 - Pink? Pink? Well, What's Wrong with Pink? - The Jackalope, Boundin' (before The Incredibles)
March 28, 2005 - Bound and Rebound - The Jackalope, Boundin'
March 29, 2005 - We Went Searching... - Sheryl Crow, "If It Makes You Happy"
April 1, 2005 - If You Begin to Feel Overload... - Hive, "Ultrasonic Sound"
April 2, 2005 - I Solemnly Swear That I Am Up To No Good - The Weasley Twins, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
April 2, 2005 - They Will Tell You... - Billy Joel, "My Life"
April 6, 2005 - Fool Them All - Billy Joel, "Don't Ask Me Why"
April 7, 2005 - Not So Tough - Billy Joel, "Uptown Girl"
April 9, 2005 - Keep It Secret - Gandalf, "Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring"
April 10, 2005 - Take a Chance - Gwen Stefani, "What You Waiting For?"
April 12, 2005 - Where Have You Been Hidin' Out Lately, Honey? - Billy Joel, "It's Still Rock and Roll to Me"
April 12, 2005 - And Now For Something Completely Different - Monty Python
April 13, 2005 - The Remedy - "The Remedy," Jason Mraz
April 13, 2005 - Temptation Waits - Garbage, "Temptation Waits"
April 13, 2005 - Happy as Christmas - Collective Soul, "Better Now"
April 14, 2005 - Long Lost Pal - Paul Simon, "You Can Call Me Al"
April 15, 2005 - More Human Than Human - White Zombie, "More Human Than Human"
April 16, 2005 - Hardest Button to Button - The White Stripes, "Hardest Button to Button"
April 16, 2005 - Hell Yeah! - Gretchen Wilson, "Redneck Girls"
April 19, 2005 - My Life by Billy Joel - duh
April 22, 2005 - I'm a Creep - Radiohead, "Creep"
April 24, 2005 - A Windshield Full of Stars - Hal Ketchum, "Mama Knows the Highway"
April 26, 2005 - If I Die Before I Wake - OPM, "Heaven is a Halfpipe"
April 27, 2005 - What It Feels Like For a Girl - Madonna, "What It Feels Like For a Girl"
April 27, 2005 - Let's Get Married Today - RHCP, "Easily"
April 27, 2005 - Spinning in Infinity - Paul Simon, "You Can Call Me Al"
April 27, 2005 - The Way Things Are - Fiona Apple, "The Way Things Are"
April 29, 2005 - Tell The Leaves Not to Turn... - Madonna, "Don't Tell Me"
April 30, 2005 - I Used to Sing the Saddest Songs - Shakira, "Ready For the Good Times"
April 30, 2005 - You're the One - Ernie from Sesame Street, "Rubber Ducky, You're the One"
May 3, 2005 - In a Forest, Pitch-Dark... - Björk, "Isobel"
May 3, 2005 - A Sorta Fairytale - Tori Amos, "A Sorta Fairytale"
May 5, 2005 - The Happy Phantom Has No Right to Bitch - Tori Amos, "Happy Phantom"
May 6, 2005 - You Want to Be Careful... - Prof. Severus Snape, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
May 8, 2005 - Innocent, Our Lady Peace, "Innocent"
May 8, 2005 - Oh Happy Day - Sister Act, "Oh Happy Day"
May 9, 2005 - Beauty in the Breakdown - Frou Frou, "Let Go"
May 9, 2005 - So Hand Me That Remote - Frou Frou, "Let Go"
May 11, 2005 - Keep It Copacetic - Local H, "Bound For the Floor"
May 11, 2005 - And The Jedi I Admire Most... - Weird Al Yankovic, "The Saga Begins"
May 11, 2005 - I Know You Know... - Tori Amos, "Sweet Sangria"
May 13, 2005 - Been Apprehended by a Spiritual Force - dc Talk, "Jesus Freak"
May 15, 2005 - Stay Away From... - Chicago, "Both Reached For the Gun"
May 18, 2005 - Just Between You and Me - dc Talk, "Between You and Me"
May 20, 2005 - You Mighta Heard... - Billy Joel, "Only the Good Die Young"
May 21, 2005 (5/21/05) - Behold - Rev. 21.5, The Bible
May 22, 2005 - Lookin' For the Goodies? - Ciara, "Goodies"
May 24, 2005 - We Find You Totally Innocent - Clopin, The Hunchback of Notre Dame
May 25, 2005 - I'm Lit... - Ludacris, "Stand Up"
May 26, 2005 - Drink Up Baby Down - Frou Frou, "Let Go"
May 27, 2005 - Bloody Hell! - Ron Weasley, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
May 27, 2005 - I'll Cut You! - Really Bad Roaches, Family Guy
May 28, 2005 - Takin' Over Areas in Aquarius - Lauryn Hill, "Superstar"
May 29, 2005 - You Make the Whole World Wanna Dance - Garbage, "Cherry Lips"
May 31, 2005 - They Told You Life is Hard - Natalie Merchant, "Life is Sweet"
June 4, 2005 - Have We Been Dreaming? - A Scholar & A Physician, "Super Mario Bros. Dirty Mix"
June 4, 2005 - Must Save the World Again... - Joe Redifer, "ROBOVoice"
June 7, 2005 - The Madness Within - Sirius Black, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
June 8, 2005 - Ransom Notes Keep Falling Out Your Mouth - Imogen Heap, "Hide and Seek"
June 8, 2005 - The Spy Who Shagged Me - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me
June 11, 2005 - I am a Poor Wayfaring Stranger - The Manning Family, "I am a Poor Wayfaring Stranger"
June 14, 2005 - I Dare You - Björk, "5 Years"
June 17, 2005 - And Even If... - Lauryn Hill, "Final Hour"
June 20, 2005 - The Shells Upon the Warm Sands... - Enya, "Anywhere Is"
June 24, 2005 - Standin' on the Sidelines, Wavin' and Grinnin' - Fiona Apple, "Limp"
June 24, 2005 - And They Say... - Billy Joel, "Only the Good Die Young"
June 25, 2005 - Insufferable Know-It-All - Prof. Severus Snape, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
June 27, 2005 - In An Interstellar Burst - Radiohead, "Airbag"
June 29, 2005 - You Can Say the Human Heart... - Billy Joel, "Don't Ask Me Why"
June 30, 2005 - I Promised I'd See It Again - Jimmy Eat World, "Just Watch the Fireworks"
July 2, 2005 - I'll Tell You Something - Garbage, "Temptation Waits"
July 3, 2005 - I Can't Forget - Poe, "Hey Pretty"
July 3, 2005 - You Know Me Now... - Poe, "Hey Pretty"
July 4, 2005 - Star-Spangled - Francis Scott Key, "The Star-Spangled Banner"
July 8, 2005 - What It Is... - Alicia Keys, "So Simple"
July 8, 2005 - Be Obscene, Baby, Not Heard! - Marilyn Manson, "mOBSCENE"
July 10, 2005 - When It's Real... - Alicia Keys, "When You Really Love Someone"
July 11, 1005 - What Goes Around... - Alicia Keys, "Karma"
July 11, 2005 - Mean If You Love Me - Sheryl Crow, "Am I Getting Through"
July 14, 2005 - Badder Than... - Jim Croce, "Bad, Bad Leroy Brown"
July 16, 2005 - I Think I Just Had an Evilgasm - Xykon, Order of the Stick
July 16, 2005 - Love Forever... - Gorillaz, "Feel Good Inc"
July 19, 2005 - Watch Me As I Gravitate - Gorillaz, "Feel Good Inc"
July 21, 2005 - Just Think of Me as... - Alicia Keys, "Diary"
July 21, 2005 - Turning Us Into Monsters - Gorillaz, "Kids With Guns"
July 23, 2005 - You Will Never Find True Happiness - Weird Al, "Your Horoscope For Today"
July 25, 2005 - Same As It Ever Was - Talking Heads, "Once In a Lifetime"
July 26, 2005 - Having Trouble Saying What I Mean... - Natasha Bedingfield, "These Words"
July 28, 2005 - Got a New Horizon... - Gorillaz, "Feel Good Inc"
July 30, 2005 - Farside Banks of Jordan - "Farside Banks of Jordan" (gospel song, not sure who wrote it)
August 7, 2005 - May I Have Your Attention Please - Eminem, "The Real Slim Shady"
August 8, 2005 - No One Sayin' "Do This" - Elton John, "Just Can't Wait to be King"
August 9, 2005 - I'm Brushing Up On Looking Down - Elton John, "Just Can't Wait to be King"
August 13, 2005 - I Was Empty; Now I'm Better - Natasha Bedingfield, "Peace of Me"
August 13, 2005 - The Pen's In My Hand - Natasha Bedingfield, "Unwritten"
August 21, 2005 - Tell Me What You Want - The Spice Girls, "Wannabe"
August 22, 2005 - Feel The Love! - Elton John, "Can You Feel the Love Tonight"
August 23, 2005 - Read Some Byron... - Natasha Bedingfield, "These Words"
August 26, 2005 - I Don't Want Knowledge, I Want Sovereignty - David Bowie, "Law"
August 27, 2005 - This Is Really Dangerous - Björk, "Cover Me"
August 27, 2005 - I Feel Loved - Depeche Mode, "I Feel Loved"
August 29, 2005 - Biblical Proportions - Venkman, Ghostbusters
September 2, 2005 - The All of You - Spacehog, "In the Meantime"
September 4, 2005 - Curiouser and Curiouser - Alice, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland
September 5, 2005 - Something Good - Maria, The Sound of Music
September 8, 2005 - These Words - Natasha Bedingfield, "These Words"
September 10, 2005 - Windmill, Windmill - Gorillaz, "Feel Good Inc"
September 11, 2005 - This Day - K's Choice, "To This Day"
September 16, 2005 - I Seem, To You... - Fiona Apple, "Extraordinary Machine"
September 18, 2005 - See Right Through Myself - NIN, "Only"
September 19, 2005 - We're Troublesome Corsairs - The Curse of Monkey Island, "A Pirate I Was Meant to Be"
September 21, 2005 - Less Concerned - NIN, "Only"
September 22, 2005 - Don't Get Lost in Heaven - Gorillaz, "Don't Get Lost in Heaven"
September 28, 2005 - Finally - Ce Ce Peniston, "Finally"
October 1, 2005 - Dude - Dell guy
October 7, 2005 - Hackers, Code-Crackers, Slackers - Weird Al Yankovic, "It's All About the Pentiums"
October 7, 2005 - 'Tis the Season - "Deck the Halls"
October 9, 2005 - You're In Our World Now - EverQuest 1 slogan
October 27, 2005 - Through a Fractal on That Breaking Wall... - Seal, "Crazy"
October 28, 2005 - You Showed Me Something... - Natasha Bedingfield, "Peace of Me"
October 31, 2005 - Loaded Gun Complex - Fall Out Boy, "Sugar, We're Going Down"
November 2, 2005 - I Was Ridin' on the E Train, I Was Whistlin' to the Rhythm... - Sheryl Crow, "Subway"
November 3, 2005 - I Had to Break the Window - Fiona Apple, "Window"
November 5, 2005 - Be Kind To Me... - Fiona Apple, "Extraordinary Machine"
November 6, 2005 - Oh Well - Fiona Apple, "Oh Well"
November 9, 2005 - I am Likely to Miss the Main Event - Fiona Apple, "Better Version of Me"
November 16, 2005 - Cold, Like In My Isolation Cell... - Macy Gray, "Relating to a Psychopath"
November 29, 2005 - Racing, and Pacing, and Plotting the Course - Cake, "The Distance"
November 30, 2005 - She's Writing, She's Writing, She's Writing a Novel - Cake, "Open Book"
December 7, 2005 - My Time is a Piece of Wax - Beck, "Loser"
December 18, 2005 - And All I Can Do... - Blind Melon, "No Rain"
December 26, 2005 - To Face, Unafraid... - "Winter Wonderland"
December 31, 2005 - I Make All Things New - Rev. 21:5
January 3, 2005 - If Music is the Victim... - Scissor Sisters, "Music is the Victim"