i know! god! it's so dumb! like there isn't enough room or something? it's the internet! yeah so...i went The Keg to eat, in Chandler. I'd never been there before, it was really good but the waitress was BITCHY. I got to talk to some of my coworkers though. OMG lol We split up in two different cars, and I went with my boss right? He's like an older guy that drives an Infiniti, and we get in and right when he puts the keys in Cher was blasting like HELLA loud. lol, he turned it down instantly, it was so funny lol.
okay cool. yeah he totally was blasting "believe", it was so funny. he got all embarassed. i was like "ummmmmmmm" lol. so are you still thinking about jake a lot after getting with this guy?
no, not that i can tell. jason isn't coming back from hawaii until sunday. (cool beans) do you want to hang out tonight? do you have stupid class? i wanna smoke hella bad too. before jason gets home. (like in the house) lol. shhhh.
i have class tonight :( otherwise i would. maybe tomorrow night or something. you should invite jason and i over this weekend and we can all smoke. that would be cool. or do you want to buy your own stuff?
there was this really old senile guy like wandering around.. i think he was mentally retarded.. so anyways, he was with a caretaker lady and she was coming to the bank to do a deposit or whatever and he kept wandering away and the lady wasn't paying attention, so then all of a sudden Patty (one of the bankers here) sees the old man outside putting his hand down his pants so she instantly thinks he's masturbating, right? lol. omg. well then, randomly, he pulls out a huge piece of poop and puts it in the ashtray right by the door. lol. omg. lol. imagine seeing it. so they called properties and put in a priority 1 maintenance call for them to come remove it. lol. a random old guy takes shit out of his pants and puts it in the ashtray. lol
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