RIP Aaron
Dearly beloved, we are here to pay respects to Aaron. He was a good African milipede, a simple African milipede, a loving African milipede. His eating disorder consumed him. Stressed out about being skinny, Aaron would never eat his lettuce and vegetables. We mourne his passing, but know that the is somewhere better.
These were fun times with Aaron, before his untimely death.
He was always so happy.
We had a procession in which Ryan, Mike and I were pallbearers. In the courtyard, we layed poor Aaron to rest.
We then proceded to kick Aaron's terrarium over into the storm drain. Burial at sea. It was a beautiful service. Rest in peace Aaron.