Title: Gobble, gobble
Characters: The Marauders.
Challenge: Turkey at
marauders100 Rating: G
Word Count: Double Drabble
Authors Note: R/S if you squint. *grins*
“I bet I’m a lion; that’d be cool yeah?”
“Why would you be a lion?”
“Gryffindor, you know.”
“We’re all Gryffindors Pete.”
“Oh, right. I could though.”
“Yeah, if you weren’t such a pussy.”
“Oi!”
“Wouldn’t it be funny if you were a turkey Pete?”
“Eh? Why would I be the turkey?”
“Gobble, gobble.”
“Now that’s just…bugger off Potter!”
“Relax Pete, if anyone was going to be a turkey it’d be Mr. Too-Dumb-To-Come-In-Out-Of-The-Rain here.”
“Oi!”
“Its true James, don’t deny it.”
“Sirius, I was playing Quidditch. Quidditch.”
“Right, say what makes you feel better Potter.”
“You can just shut your big mouth Black!”
“Now there’s no need to be like that…”
“Shh, guys, I think Remus is coming.”
“Shit, hide the book, James. Pete, stop looking so guilty.”
“I can’t help it, he knows…”
“He knows what, Pete?”
“Nothing Remus. Just comparing James to a turkey. You know.”
“Okaaaay.”
“So, how was the library Remus?”
“You three are definitely up to something. Come on, ‘fess up.”
“Um…”
“Er…”
“Gobble, gobble?”
“You’re missing a few screws Black, you know that yeah?”
“You know you love it Moony.”
“Don’t call me that Sirius.”
"Sorry.”
“Well. What’s this about James being a turkey?”