E-mail from a contract killer

[aquilianranger]

This is a new one. I've gotten my share of notices from foreign dignitaries pleading for my help with some bank problems, and I've won several billions of dollars in lotteries overseas that I am not eligible for, and never entered

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I swear to God it wasn't me.

[beegus]

Of course when you said contract killer my first real thoughts were....

"MIKE!?"

This is what I get for knowing an actual hitman.

[boxofjain]

sorry. i thought you would be amused. ;0

yours truly,

nameless creepy

[dark_faith69]

$8000??
I paid that bastard $5000 already!

I mean, uh, damn. That's a shame. Someone wants you dead, huh? That must suck.

(and I strictly said No Ninjas! Rabid attack dogs only! This is what I get for finding a hitman on craig's list.)