*wakes up in her bed in the consulate with a splitting headache*

*and a fetus in a very kick-y mood*

>.<

Well. This is just wonderful.

*acquires yet more cushions*

*this time for her ankles as well as her back*

>:(

PHARAZON!!!!!

I WANT SOMETHING!!!

BUT I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS!!! SO STAND HERE UNTIL I FIGURE IT OUT!!!!

*is definitely looking more knocked up*

*and is starting to endure some back ache issues*

*pouts and moves over to the couch in the living room, wallowing on a stack of pillows*

*looks in a mirror*

*definitely is displaying a distinct maternal bump*

*manages to stave off "I'M FAAAAT!!!" thoughts in exchange for "YAY! BABY!!!" thoughts*

*pulls on something slightly tight fitting to show it off and saunters around the fort, looking for disgusting food combinations*

*has a deep unwholesome craving for chocolate*

*and lasagne*

*at the same time*

*gets up and pulls on some clothes, finding them that little bit too tight*

*can't decide whether to be pleased by this fact or burst into tears because she's FAT*

*indecisive lip-wobble*

PHARAZONNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!

*isn't at ALL worried, good LORD no, never!*

*Well... maybe a lot little*

*checks a calendar, looking closely at the dates*

>.<

Great.

*figures she should probably mention something to her husband*

*wakes up feeling a little queasy*

*figures she's caught that human plague going around after all*

*rolls over with a discontent groan*

*emerges from the bedroom, having found her husband's side of the bed clearly unslept in*

*wanders around the fort until she finds him*

What's wrong? :S

((Pharrie's Missus has had a switch of muns and is currently in the care of one Uberbitsch... May Eru have Mercy Upon her Soul))

*screeches* PHARAZON!! WE NEED TO TALK!

*has had it with all these guests living at her and Pharrie's Fort*

*is going to put down an ultimatum, oh yes*

>:|

*has her vacation pictures developed*

*leaves through them*

Oh, the pictures weour muns made on the beach of some small coastal townof North Berwick. We were truly in a very silly mood then.

( *giggles* Oh the fun we had making this. )