One Step Closer to a Cat Lady.

[arabstrapbelle]

I'm thinking about buying this big grey furry cat.  He's fat and lazy, with a big mane and soft white fur jutting out between his toes.  I'm going to name him Mestopholes.  He will only eat Fancy Feast from a champagne glass and sit next to me while I watch movies.  We will be good friends.

I don't care what anyone says.  I want a boyfriend, not a

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[riseliketides]

That dog shall be mine. And I will have him fetch fish in freezing water.

[crumby_the_wise]

There is gold in the eye of the morning in Michigan where I was born.... I want to hang out with you this summer.