Random D.C. quotes from the past, whenever

[aracely_]

"I mean I looked like shit that night, I didn't touch my hair...my makeup...I just got off of work and put on something slutty

Comments

[voic2bheard]

omg this is one of the funniest posts i've read and all it consists of is freakin quotes. i wish i had been there for all of them lol

[anomaly_c]

I know, right!! I don't even know where most of these quotes are from but I'm sure that there are hilarious stories behind them all!!

[janaymibabi]

I just about cried from laughter...pretty sure I said about half of these. This summer has provided THE best DC quotes thus far, hands down...