note to self...

Jun 25, 2011 16:14

never click on fem!Australia stories when browsing fanfiction.net

it will not end well... ||OTL

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didgeridoodle June 26 2011, 02:53:24 UTC
... Do I dare ask why? ||OTL

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arachnes_web June 26 2011, 03:52:07 UTC
because some people do not know that there is more to Hetalia than the anime (i.e. there is an official Australia) so they're not writing a genderbent Australia- they're writing a Australia OC.

All I can say is in one of the fics, Hungary introduces Australia to England. O.O

And in the other fic, she helps the Axis escape from the Allies after she single-handedly takes all five of them out.

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didgeridoodle June 26 2011, 05:26:10 UTC
Forgive the unprecedented elitism, but I suppose that's why LJ has infinitely better reputation than FF.net when it comes to quality.

And in the other fic, she helps the Axis escape from the Allies after she single-handedly takes all five of them out.

It'd be more acceptable when it's the other way around since, you know, Australia is a British colony; ergo, s/he's one of the Allies by default. But there's so much wrong in there, I don't even know anymore, hahaha.

Hungary introduces Australia to England

ugh

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arachnes_web June 26 2011, 05:35:24 UTC
the epic history/cultural!fail is painful to watch, but yet I can't look away!

It'd be more acceptable when it's the other way around since, you know, Australia is British colony; ergo, s/he's one of the Allies by default. But there's so much wrong in there, I don't even know anymore, hahaha.

I'm sure the point is to have this Australia (who, btw has "soft wavy blonde hair that reached her waist and beautiful dark violet eyes") hook up with one of the three...

and on a happier note- there's Turkey/Oz smut on Pixiv. XD

OMG THE AUTHOR WHO HAD HUNGARY INTRODUCE OZ TO ENGLAND IS FROM AUSTRALIA!

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dani_in_japan June 26 2011, 03:10:10 UTC
D= What happened?

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arachnes_web June 26 2011, 03:54:44 UTC
In one fic, she helps the Axis escape from the Allies. D:

And in the other fic, Hungary has to introduce MarySue!Australia to England. ;o;

This is a choice quote from that last fic: England, France and Australia walked down the street towards the bar, England was starting to get nervous, "what if I get really drunk! And act like a total fool", England started to panic until Australia snapped him out of his panic mode

I know these have to be written by 14 year old girls...but omg would it kill them to search wikipedia first?

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dani_in_japan June 26 2011, 22:29:27 UTC
She helps...the Axis...escape.... MY BRAIN JUST DIED. DX >___<

.........and that other one.......I just...it makes me embarrassed to archive my stuff there TT___TT

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arachnes_web June 26 2011, 22:33:52 UTC
it gets worse- according to her profile, that second author is from Australia D:

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jencatd July 2 2011, 10:16:08 UTC
Horrible self-inserts, or horrible OCs? D:

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arachnes_web July 2 2011, 22:39:03 UTC
It was a two-for-one, with the added bonus that neither author realized there was already a canon Australia.

But the most amazingly horrible part was the one author who had Hungary introduce Australia to England is from...Australia.

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jencatd July 2 2011, 22:53:45 UTC
Not know... I just. Canon!Oz has existed for two freaking years, and I must say this about the Aussie author. YOU FAIL AT LIFE, AUSTRALIAN. BI

Was the latter Suethor trying to get into England's pants? D:

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arachnes_web July 2 2011, 23:03:39 UTC
I have a feeling they were trying to get into Germany's pants, but England was being super blushie and nervous around her.

Not only did the author fail at Australian history 101, I have a feeling she's never seen a England vs. Australia cricket match...

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