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[arachnophobe]

everything's turned to shit. got a reprimand at work, girlfriend doesn't want to marry me, best mate won't serve me cos he's said i've had too much and i think i know when too much is. justin and ernie don't think i've had too much so they can be my new best mates even if they are a pair of poofs. dunno why i don't come in the dog more often...

Comments

[orestes_bride]

If Harry thinks you've had too much then you very likely have. Tell Justin to call you a cab before you pass out.

[arachnophobe]

you're not the boss of me anymore.

[orestes_bride]

When have I ever been the boss of you? You do exactly as you please whether I like it or not.

[arachnophobe]

that's not true i always listened to you and did what you wanted and supported you and the one time i wanted something you said no so now ron's being his own boss and he's going to have another drink and when he's done drinking he's going to apparate home and hopefully he'll splinch himself.

[nott_likely]

Happy New Year, Weasley.

[arachnophobe]

oh sod you.

[fredwheezley]

Oi, Ron. Want to come over? George and I have drinks aplenty, and this way you won't leave your right arm behind when you try to Apparate after even more drinks at the Dog.

[arachnophobe]

don't need my arm anyway.

[fredwheezley]

You'll need your hand, if you're not seeing Hermione anymore.

Come on, mate. Apparate on over and we'll fix you up something strong.

[arachnophobe]

oh right, like i want to come round to your gaff right now. here i am in a time of crisis, completely heartbroken and all that, and you make a crack about wanking. this is exactly why you're not my favourite brother.

[pottersfield]

I'm not allowed to serve patrons when they become as belligerent and pissed as you, not even if they are my former best mates.

[arachnophobe]

justin and ernie don't seem to have that problem. i wonder if ernie will let me sleep on his sofa tonight.

[pottersfield]

That's because their boss isn't Zach, who thinks it's amusing to make drunks beg for just one more pint.

You can sleep wherever you want, but I didn't have anything to do with all this, you know.

[arachnophobe]

i know you didn't.

[only_eloise]

Oh gosh, what happened? Did you and Hermione and Harry all have a row?

It's really none of my business though, sorry! I just hope Justin and Ernie are watching out for you.

[arachnophobe]

no just me and hermione and i dont wanna talk about it and justin and ernie are very nice thank you.

[only_eloise]

Alright. Goodnight!