This just in: I dont think Jimmy Fallon sucks. So far, he's been funny. Actually darn funny. Late Night will survive. Big shoes (Dude, Conan is huge), but his band is The Roots! It MUST be good
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Vagina! It's not a clown car! Shut that cooter down!
Also, major LOL at you being "straight" now. Because all them lezzes need is a good deep dickin' to set 'em straight. THIS IS OBVIOUSLY TRUE. Onoz you are going to have to turn in your Gaycard! Best make up for it right quick--now get back out there and start destroying straight marriages again!
Dude, the clown car was the exact image I had. Cue circus music. Just wrap that damn thing in yellow tape "Do not cross".
You heard about the Gaycard too?? I mean, dude, seriously. How will I get my discount at Indigo Girls shows and sporting events? As long as they dont try to get my decoder ring back, I think it'll be okay. I'm keeping the damn decoder ring. I flirt a lot at the bar, its great. I get to make out, see lots of boobies and get my fair share of free shots. Life aint bad.
Hows all in Melyland? Still all with the woot woot party party? Bring hot and stuff? Excellent.
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Also, major LOL at you being "straight" now. Because all them lezzes need is a good deep dickin' to set 'em straight. THIS IS OBVIOUSLY TRUE. Onoz you are going to have to turn in your Gaycard! Best make up for it right quick--now get back out there and start destroying straight marriages again!
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You heard about the Gaycard too?? I mean, dude, seriously. How will I get my discount at Indigo Girls shows and sporting events? As long as they dont try to get my decoder ring back, I think it'll be okay. I'm keeping the damn decoder ring. I flirt a lot at the bar, its great. I get to make out, see lots of boobies and get my fair share of free shots. Life aint bad.
Hows all in Melyland? Still all with the woot woot party party? Bring hot and stuff? Excellent.
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