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[aradiablue]

Dear Smokers Who Live in My House: Clean your fucking ashtrays! Also, stop making all my things smell like cigarettes. I quit smoking. It was difficult. Now that I don't smoke I would like people to notice how fresh and delightful I smell, not ask me if I smoke because all my clothes and bags smell like I live in a bar. And maybe you could stop

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[little_duckie]

ewww! copious amounts of parsley spray and storing your clothing inside plastic bags might help.