Fangirl classifications "week" has been interrupted for this brief outburst of rage:

Title: I can never think of appropriate titles, sorry

Author: Wheres-the-rum-gone?-2004http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=1844710Read more... )

With this next section, we don't laugh so much as shake our heads in pity.

Category #9:

The Review Strumpetyum! i love this story so far and it's only the 1st chapter! please update soon and please r&r my stories ( Read more... )

We have just one question on this category. Why? Why use this format for a review? We’re honestly curious.

Category #7:

The role playeromg!! this is so frickin hilarious! i luved the rock- thrower part ( Read more... )

These fangirl reviews today have many of the same characteristics as those classified under yesterday’s categories: hyperactivity, caps lock abuse, completely nonsensical sentences, feedback mimicking a mind under totalitarian rule by endocrine glands, etc. However, the reviews featured in today’s categories have more random references thrown in, ( Read more... )

These fangirl categories, we think you’ll find, are fairly self-explanatory. These reviews represent the cornerstone of the hyper and over-emotional fanbase that rears its head again and again in fanfics, message boards, and premieres.

Category #3:

The Sugar HighOH MEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEME! I wanna be in it please please please! I ( Read more... )

Witness the great effort, care and time invested in these thorough and involving critiques. Stand in awe of the careful evaluation of the material, the way the reviewers specify exactly which part they felt was most admirable, and above all, the articulate nature of the feedback!

Fall down on your knees and kow-tow to Category #2:

The ( Read more... )

The Pirates of the Caribbean Suefics are not widely known for their emotional restraint and profundity. The same can be said, with double the vigor, of the reviews they receive, as in the case with the 119 pieces of feedback in a particular Suefic we examined. Few of them could so much as belly-crawl in the wake of the term "well-rounded critique ( Read more... )

Several PPC agents have their own journals now. Mara and Isaiah's log entries are listed under "uncommon_comma ( Read more... )

I thought this would be a good time for me to voice my opinions on this rather sensitive topic, since my next PPC story has to do with J/W bad slash. Really bad slash. Now, I do not think that all slash is bad slash, but I find this particular pairing, Jack/Will, which so many authors find endearing, to be a bit ridiculous. This is my rather ( Read more... )

Here's a more-or-less accurate picture of what my agent looks like (her hair's a little more curly, and she's not quite as luminescent). To the right is the image I got her from--a classic PotC Sue image. She took a while to modify, but it was worth it. I suppose I did it to demonstrate that it is possible for a Mary Sue to become a good original ( Read more... )