dear yuletide writer
Dear Yuletide Writer,
And so it's that time of year again where I witter on about what I might like to see and you, out of the kindness of your internet heart, provide it. Rest assured I am really pretty easy to please.
things I enjoy:
Strong, intelligent, witty women; pop-culture and literary references; witty dialogue; round characterisation; circular structures; arguments of equals; queering; threesomes; fake-dating; road trips; kissing; clones and/or robots with feelings; dystopias and apocalypses; sex in offices;
things to avoid:
Generally I have few lines I mind crossing but: character-bashing is a no, please stay clear of all slut-shaming and -ist slurs and generally m-preg is something I'd rather not be subjected to. If you could also be so kind as not to involve watersports that would be immense.
Onto the good stuff:
FRESH MEAT
vod, oregon, lady shales & j.p (bonus points for howard, sabine & giles)
As with last year, my little heart yearns for Vod and Oregon to get it on as much and as often as possible. Always a fan of ladies hooking up and pretending it doesn't matter (except that it really sort of does). In the wake of the 4th episode I would also really be up for Vod/Josie or Josie/Oregon. Basically, the ladies making out in some configuration is really a-okay with me. And if maybe J.P and Giles accidentally hook up in the background somewhere I would be totally okay with that. To be honest though, I will honestly take anything, be it Vod/Oregon makeouts or the house defending itself against a perceived 28 Days Later situation. Just as little Kingsley as possible.
THE THICK OF IT
nicola murray, malcolm tucker
So I don't want to delve into what this says about my psyche, but even with the events of S4, I still really, really want Nicola and Malcolm to have inappropriate, mainly hate-fuelled sex. I don't care when, or where or really how, just that it happens. I'd apologise but I just can't. I would have an especial soft spot for it happening at a party conference or just Nicola deciding to destroy Malcolm during the inquiry. Or alternatively anything covering the two year period between S3 and S4 would be grand.
WHIP IT!
bliss cavendar, pash
Let's be honest but I will take anything that leads to these two making out. Maybe Bliss realises that not only is Oliver the worst but somewhere along the line she fell in love with her best friend? Maybe Pash was pissed not only at being forgotten about but because it's hard to watch the girl you're in love with fall for someone else. Or maybe they move to Austin together and fight the zombie apocalypse. With makeouts. So really, writer discretion is advised, this is up to you!