metaphor for a missing moment

[aramei]

I keep having dreams that I am pregnant with an alien baby.

Well, I feel like I am.

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[queenvashti]

while traveling in denmark, i dreamed i was pregnant three times. once, i was an ostrich who married a zebra and was pregnant with a zebra baby. we knew it'd be a tricky delivery, so we hired a human doctor to do it.

[zanbowser]

note to self: stop impregnating human females with my mindbending alien seed...

...or at least make sure they're awake so we can *both* enjoy ourselves without all the sneaking around. ::sigh::