Casual sex. What idiot invented the term anyway? It's like saying "awfully good," "definite maybe," "enthusiastic indifference ( Read more... )

You know something's up when your teeth start holding elections, and the red states win.
Or when your friends start to resemble wonton soup and Ravini (who is like Houdini but can only work magic with ravioli).

This is going to be a weird effing week.

The last 36 hours have just been a preview. Nicole should call me this week. It's on the schedule.
That would finish it off. If she's going to pick a week to randomly call me, and ask me to be her lover or something equally off-the-wall, it's sure as hell going to be this one.

Guaran-freaking-teed.

A straight man, generally, will fall in love for almost any female who listens to him.

I just realized that I can't remember what it feels like to kiss someone.

Chinese philosophy is so interesting. And I am definitely so yin. Right down to the foods that I love.
Amazing.

Aramei loti aeia. Sonatai nemea sotoi. Yeye oosi, ahume lotote.

Aramei.

I just totally, actually, radically, absolutely ( Read more... )

Someone taught me this today, after I had been practicing this activity for MONTHS, of course ( Read more... )

Today I told a guy I'm sorry, I've decided not to date anyone right nowand I wasn't lying ( Read more... )