Some people have gigantic mammary glands. Others are flat. Mine are in between towards the flat side. Some have suggested I get plastic surgery to repair my deficiency. Unto them I say pbbbbbbbbbbttttttt. Yeah, I don't have an epic rack, but I also don't have issues tumbling or weapon slinging. And despite the fact that I am not what you may ( Read more... )

I'm really trying not to be paranoid, but it's kinda hard when I see something like this http://motherjones.com/mojo/2011/03/wisconsin-walker-union-republican-senate-budget-bill to believe that there isn't a conspiratorial ( Read more... )

I've been listening to this http://www.ustream.tv/channel/foxtokimekitonight and it is depressing. I can't understand anywhere near 100% but everything I can understand SUCKS. So far they've talked about the dead in Sendai, how many are missing, the state of the ( Read more... )

So one of my friends told me that there was a tango on Glee. I don't watch Glee because ... I didn't like the original iteration of most of those songs and I can't imagine that a high school chorus with a cleverly snarky villain could make that better. So I could have gone my entire life without watching an episode of Glee. But no. She had to be ( Read more... )

MRAs scare me shitless. Part of this is because they're attacking my humanity and dismantling my rights in an alarmingly effective manner and part of it is because they are almost entirely irrational ( Read more... )

I'm having a dress made for me. I'm pretty sure this is a gateway drug. After all, I just made my own chicken broth and am planning to make tortellini entirely from scratch tonight. As in I'm making my own pasta. Yes. I am that crazy. But the dress thing ... it costs money. I managed to find it for less than a billion dollars which ... all in all ( Read more... )

There are certain things that annoy me. Most may be easily summed up as "willful ignorance." I know of myself that I am not particularly tolerant of low intelligence. I volunteered with mentally disabled teens and adults for a while and ... if I can avoid it I never shall again. In the case of the mentally disabled there is no fault and even for ( Read more... )

Texas apparently wants to secede. Again. Really guys, we go through this every three minutes. Federal funds support your state, you're exports consist of tacky crap and bigotry, and you're second only in inhumane immigration policies to Arizona. Please. Secede. Then we won't have to support your deadbeat asses ( Read more... )

I'm sort of on an eternal yo-yo with how I feel about Natalie Portman. When I first heard of her as Queen Amidala in Star Wars I was excited. Then Star Wars sucked, but I let her sucky performance go because ... George Lucas has a reputation for sapping his actors dry. Then I saw her SNL rap and loved her. Then in the rap she mentions she went to ( Read more... )

I don't think I'll ever identify myself as a dancer. I used to, but then I realized the implications of that. Honestly I can't really isolate wherein the problem lies, but there are definitely problematic elements. Initially my annoyance lay in the overt sexuality evidenced in dance, but sexuality in and of itself is not problematic for humans as ( Read more... )