[Oneshot] Alternate Universe
Title: Alternate Universe
Rating: PG15
Pairing: Ohmiya, and other jumbled pairings
Notes: This was written August 18 of last year. XD I’m just scrounging for old fics on my HD and trying to improve them before posting. XD Unbeta-ed and worthless. XD
“You did what?! Nino, what were you thinking?!” screamed Sho exasperatedly, showering Nino with spit tingling with emotion.
Nino wiped his face briefly before answering Sho who was now pacing up and down the carpet. “I told you… I didn’t know what I was doing. I couldn’t help myself! Honestly, if you were in my situation, you would have done the exact same thing.”
Sho rolled his eyes and stopped pacing. “Okay, first of all, I will never be in that kind of situation because I know how to drink responsibly. And just generally, I’m a sane man. But that’s beside the point, the point is how could you do such an incredibly stupid thing? And to Jun of all people!!”
“Well, excuse me but I thought that Jun of all people would be open to that kind of thing. He practically exudes gayness for crying out loud!”
Before Sho could even attempt to utter a reprimand, the door opened and Aiba stepped into the room yawning. “What’s the problem, guys?” he asked, draping himself around Sho.
“Nino jumped and raped Jun,” Sho said grimly.
“What?! Nino, how could you DO that?! We were trying so hard to hide it from him!”
“Hide what?!” Nino plopped down onto the couch, frustrated. “I’m pretty sure he knows that you and I and Sho and Captain are gay.”
“But he doesn’t!” Sho sighed “You know how Jun is. He’s so innocent. That’s why we worked so hard to try to keep it from him!”
“Innocent?! Are we still talking about the same Matsumoto Jun here? Is it just me who finds Jun’s supposed naiveté a little disbelieving? The man’s practically a sex god for crying out loud.”
“Sex god? Nino, the guy’s a virgin!”
“At least he was a virgin before you took care of him” Aiba commented, sliding down onto Nino’s lap and wrapping his arms lazily around Nino’s neck.
“What? I find that very hard to believe. I mean, that guy can turn the toughest men gay with that face of his. And I haven’t even begun about all the girls. You are not telling me that I’m the first person to ever fuck him.”
Aiba started to nibble on Nino’s earlobe as Sho resumed his pacing. “Mmm.. Nino, tell me,” Aiba murmured, kissing Nino’s neck, “How was Jun?”
“Like hell, I’m telling you. And get off me, will you! Are you horny or something?” He shoved Aiba off his lap and onto the floor. He stood up and walked to the door, determined to make sense of this world. “Where’s Ohchan? I’m pretty sure HE knows what Jun’s like.”
“Ohchan?” said Aiba, wincing as he picked himself up off the floor.
“Yeah, Ohno.”
“Who’s Ohno?”
“Ohno! That dork we call our Captain! The guy who dances best! Ohno! Please tell me he exists!”
“But our Captain’s Toma-chan, Nino, are you okay?”
“Oh gods, just kill me NOW.” Nino screamed.
“Nino, are you okay?”
“Nino?”
“Nino!”
“NINO WAKE UP!”
Nino’s eyes snapped open, the sweat glistening on his brow. “Oh fuck. Tell me it was just a dream.”
He turned to the person next to him, eyes wide in panic, and buried his face in the other’s neck, taking in the calming effect the other’s scent always had on him. He clung to the feel of the other’s skin against his own, fearing his nightmare were real and he were in bed with an imagination.
Ohno stroked his hair lightly. “It was just a dream.”
“In my dream you didn’t exist,” confessed Nino in a small voice.
The older man laughed. “Then it really was just a dream because I’m pretty sure I exist.”
“God, I never want to sleep again.” Nino detached himself from the other and rubbed at his eyes fearfully. If sleep would create a dream world where the most important man in his life didn’t exist, then he’d make sure he never slept another wink again. A world without Ohno was a nightmare.
Ohno planted a soft kiss on his jaw. “I bet I can keep you up,” he smiled playfully.
Nino looked up. “I think you’d win that bet.”
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