Arashi and thier ways of getting kicked out of Wal-mart
Title: Ways to get kicked out of wal-mart
Rating: G
Pairing: None
Genre: crack
Word Count: 833
Disclaimer: I own the plot. JE owns Arashi. And Arashi owns my heart. Its a never ending cycle!
Summary: I think the title speaks for it'sself
A/n: i wrote these...last night i think. i was really bored. and i mean really bored. so yeah. enjoy!
Nino and Aiba stood outside of the store with paper bags in their hand. Nino held a serious expression while Aiba on the other hand was trying to contain his giggles.
“Knocked it off,” Nino said smacking his arm. “Your bringing attention.”
Aiba laughed more, “I’m sorry!” He managed to giggle out. “But this is so exciting.”
Nino sighed and took Aiba’s bag from him, “Go home.”
“Okay, okay I’m done!” He said failing at a straight face. Nino only scwoled and handed him back the brown paper back idtentical to his that said “Trick or Treat” in black letters right in the middle and closer at the bottom, “I accept candy though prefer money”.
They entered the story and walked around casually while Nino looked around for security cameras until he stopped a lasy that had a fairly full shopping cart. He smiled and nudged Aiba in the side while nodding his head at the lady. Aiba smiled in return and nodded.
Nino, always being a prankster, had decided to take a trip to Wal-Mart with a paper bag in the middle of June. He dragged Aiba along with him knowing that if he told Sho later on the other wouldn’t believe him. They didn’t even stop home after school and ran straight to the store.
They currently walked up to the elderly lady with bags in hand and smiles on their faces. “Trick or treat!” Aiba said loudly.
The lady raised an eyebrow.
“Trick or treat.” Nino repeated and tapped his bag. When the lady didn’t move s muscle he had an all out starring contest with her for a good ten minutes. Finally, she reached into her purse pulled out a dollar dropped it in Nino’s bag. As if on cue when the lady put the pusre back in her cart Aiba started to whimper like a puppy giving the sadest look he has every held in his life.
A few people at the end of the isle looked at them strangely and she started to get worried. Before Aiba could make a bigger camotion she pulled some candy out of her purse and dropped it in his bag walking off quickly to pay for her items.
The two spent another hour in the the store only to leave with twenty bucks on Nino’s part and 15 bucks worth of candy on Aiba’s.
When they got to school the next day and told Sho of this feet he only sighed, “You have no soul Nino.”
Nino smirked, “So nice of you to think that.”
“Hey Oh-chan,” Nino said one afternoon before walking home from school. “Can you put a blue paw print on Aiba’s shirt?” He was planning on making another trip to wal-mart that day.
“Why?” Jun asked over hearing the conversation.
“Ahh!” Nino pointed to Jun, “You’re coming to wal-mart with us.”
“Once again, why?”
Aiba pulled a tube of blue paint from his bag and handed it to Ohno who only looked at it for a moment before taking a paintbrush from his desk. “To have fun.” He smiled handing Ohno his shirt.
Sho crossed his arms, “You aren’t taking money from old ladies again are you?”
Nino snorted, “No way, I could get more money than that a day if I clean my room on a regular basis.”
“He wants to play a joke using the children’s show Blue’s Clues.” Aiba said putting his shirt back on after Ohno finished the paw print. “But two people isn’t enough.” He looked at Nino, “Don’t we need paw prints in the store?”
“No stupid, one on your shirt is enough.”
He grabbed his bag and put an arm around Ohno’s soulders hoping the elder would come along too, which he would. The five of them walked to the store in question, Nino directed for Jun and Aiba to go in first then he Sho, and Ohno would go in later.
When the other three entered they walked around for a bit before Nino jumped up excited when he spotted Aiba randomly playing with a ball. “It’s a clue!” He shoulded loudly jumping on Sho’s back. “It’s a clue!” He pointed to Aiba who played oblvious then smacked Sho’s chest telling him to walk.
When reaching Aiba he jumped down and did closer inspection of the paw print then jumped up at a random person who just happened to be Jun and yelled, “Have you seen Blue!? Have you!?”
By this point in time they had gained the attention of a lot of people in the store thanks to Nino’s amazing acting skills. Forgetting Jun he went to another random person who happened to be his sister and he shook her saying, “Have you seen Blue!?”
“No,” She said and pulled his hands off her, “but you’re crazy.” And walked away.
Before Nino could yell at someone else asking if they had seen Blue a worker came up to him and tapped him on the shoulder, “Sir, I have to ask you to leave.”
Nino turned to look at him and gave the most heart breaking look ever, “But I have to find Blue!” before he could say anymore two workers from the store started to drag him out. Even as he neared the front of the store while his friends where at the back his cries of “No! Blue! Blue! Where are you!?” could be heard over and over.
....
i still dont know what i was thinking.
boredom is evil.
also! it's my birthday on monday! YAYYYYY
fanfic gifts? yes?
pleaseeeee~
i was some ryo/shige with zombies. or like anything ohmiya. you will be loved even if its like total crack, just give me something. please >.<
Thank you
Rating: G
Pairing: None
Genre: crack
Word Count: 833
Disclaimer: I own the plot. JE owns Arashi. And Arashi owns my heart. Its a never ending cycle!
Summary: I think the title speaks for it'sself
A/n: i wrote these...last night i think. i was really bored. and i mean really bored. so yeah. enjoy!
Nino and Aiba stood outside of the store with paper bags in their hand. Nino held a serious expression while Aiba on the other hand was trying to contain his giggles.
“Knocked it off,” Nino said smacking his arm. “Your bringing attention.”
Aiba laughed more, “I’m sorry!” He managed to giggle out. “But this is so exciting.”
Nino sighed and took Aiba’s bag from him, “Go home.”
“Okay, okay I’m done!” He said failing at a straight face. Nino only scwoled and handed him back the brown paper back idtentical to his that said “Trick or Treat” in black letters right in the middle and closer at the bottom, “I accept candy though prefer money”.
They entered the story and walked around casually while Nino looked around for security cameras until he stopped a lasy that had a fairly full shopping cart. He smiled and nudged Aiba in the side while nodding his head at the lady. Aiba smiled in return and nodded.
Nino, always being a prankster, had decided to take a trip to Wal-Mart with a paper bag in the middle of June. He dragged Aiba along with him knowing that if he told Sho later on the other wouldn’t believe him. They didn’t even stop home after school and ran straight to the store.
They currently walked up to the elderly lady with bags in hand and smiles on their faces. “Trick or treat!” Aiba said loudly.
The lady raised an eyebrow.
“Trick or treat.” Nino repeated and tapped his bag. When the lady didn’t move s muscle he had an all out starring contest with her for a good ten minutes. Finally, she reached into her purse pulled out a dollar dropped it in Nino’s bag. As if on cue when the lady put the pusre back in her cart Aiba started to whimper like a puppy giving the sadest look he has every held in his life.
A few people at the end of the isle looked at them strangely and she started to get worried. Before Aiba could make a bigger camotion she pulled some candy out of her purse and dropped it in his bag walking off quickly to pay for her items.
The two spent another hour in the the store only to leave with twenty bucks on Nino’s part and 15 bucks worth of candy on Aiba’s.
When they got to school the next day and told Sho of this feet he only sighed, “You have no soul Nino.”
Nino smirked, “So nice of you to think that.”
“Hey Oh-chan,” Nino said one afternoon before walking home from school. “Can you put a blue paw print on Aiba’s shirt?” He was planning on making another trip to wal-mart that day.
“Why?” Jun asked over hearing the conversation.
“Ahh!” Nino pointed to Jun, “You’re coming to wal-mart with us.”
“Once again, why?”
Aiba pulled a tube of blue paint from his bag and handed it to Ohno who only looked at it for a moment before taking a paintbrush from his desk. “To have fun.” He smiled handing Ohno his shirt.
Sho crossed his arms, “You aren’t taking money from old ladies again are you?”
Nino snorted, “No way, I could get more money than that a day if I clean my room on a regular basis.”
“He wants to play a joke using the children’s show Blue’s Clues.” Aiba said putting his shirt back on after Ohno finished the paw print. “But two people isn’t enough.” He looked at Nino, “Don’t we need paw prints in the store?”
“No stupid, one on your shirt is enough.”
He grabbed his bag and put an arm around Ohno’s soulders hoping the elder would come along too, which he would. The five of them walked to the store in question, Nino directed for Jun and Aiba to go in first then he Sho, and Ohno would go in later.
When the other three entered they walked around for a bit before Nino jumped up excited when he spotted Aiba randomly playing with a ball. “It’s a clue!” He shoulded loudly jumping on Sho’s back. “It’s a clue!” He pointed to Aiba who played oblvious then smacked Sho’s chest telling him to walk.
When reaching Aiba he jumped down and did closer inspection of the paw print then jumped up at a random person who just happened to be Jun and yelled, “Have you seen Blue!? Have you!?”
By this point in time they had gained the attention of a lot of people in the store thanks to Nino’s amazing acting skills. Forgetting Jun he went to another random person who happened to be his sister and he shook her saying, “Have you seen Blue!?”
“No,” She said and pulled his hands off her, “but you’re crazy.” And walked away.
Before Nino could yell at someone else asking if they had seen Blue a worker came up to him and tapped him on the shoulder, “Sir, I have to ask you to leave.”
Nino turned to look at him and gave the most heart breaking look ever, “But I have to find Blue!” before he could say anymore two workers from the store started to drag him out. Even as he neared the front of the store while his friends where at the back his cries of “No! Blue! Blue! Where are you!?” could be heard over and over.
....
i still dont know what i was thinking.
boredom is evil.
also! it's my birthday on monday! YAYYYYY
fanfic gifts? yes?
pleaseeeee~
i was some ryo/shige with zombies. or like anything ohmiya. you will be loved even if its like total crack, just give me something. please >.<
Thank you