Nino's DS
Tittle : Nino's DS
Author : Arashiku's Emi :P
Wordcount : 2229
Genre: Ah~Comedy I guess?
Pairing : None/Arashi
Rating : G or PG (not sure)
Disclaimer : Do you even have to ask?
Summary : What will happen when the members of Arashi try to stop Nino from playing his DS?
A.N. : My first one-shot story about Arashi. Hope you like it. Comments are welcomed. :P
"Nino," Ohno said just as he strolled into the room, "You're going to be late."
The game addict was seated on the couch playing with his DS. His butt never left that spot the moment he sat down and took his DS out to play. His eyes and hands were moving so fast, they were almost a blurr. It's a wonder how long he could sit in one spot and play for hours.
He didn't reply.
"Nino?"
Still no reply.
"Are you mad?"
Nothing.
"Nino..."
Ohno tapped his friend's shoulder, getting worried. Finally, the game otaku paused his game and turned to face Ohno. Ohno expected to recieve a long, cold stare from Nino, but instead he got a very surprised look.
"Oh-chan! When did you get here?" Nino asked in a shocked voice.
"I've been standing here for a while, trying to get your attention..." Ohno answered, thoroughly confused.
"Ah! Sorry about that. I was using my earphones."
Nino reached for his left ear and removed his earphone to show Ohno.
"Oh, I thought something happened." Ohno said, relieved, "But Nino, why are you playing your DS now? You're going to be late."
"Hmm? Late for what?" Nino asked, already back to playing his game.
"Don't you have to drama rehersal or something at 3?"
"Mmm...yeah, but it's...only...1:30... Look." Nino mumbled and motioned to the clock hanging on the wall.
"Oh, it is." Ohno paused a bit before he added, "How come the the little seconds hand isn't moving, Nino?"
"Ohno, are you sure you didn't mix it up with the minute hand again? I swear, this would be the... eh? You're right. Then what time..." Nino hastily looked at his watch. "SHIT! I'm going to be late!"
Nino turned off his DS, (but of course not without saving first) and put it on the couch. He checked his watch again before he rushed out the door.
"Bai Bai." Ohno waved goodbye to Nino right before he slammed the door with a loud BAM.
"What was that-ooh, the newspaper. I've got to check today's news." Sho announced and sat down on the couch.
Right when Sho sat down, he made a weird face. Sho bounced up and down on the couch. Ohno stared at him with interest and curiosity.
"Ohno-kun...why is the couch-"
He was cut off by a certain baka was barged into the room and jumped on Sho, strangling the poor guy.
"Nani? Nani? What was that big bang?" Aiba questioned, still squishing Sho.
"Masaki... let.... go..." Sho managed to get out, releasing himself from Aiba.
Aiba jumped over the couched and plunked down next to Sho. Jun came in holding his fashion magazine.
"What's all the noise about? I couldn't even hear myself think. Let alone, read my magazine."
"Mm, well Nino was late for his drama rehearsal so he rushed out the door, slamming it closed. Then Sho came in and sat on the couch to read his newspaper. Then he made a weird face and bounced up and down, which I found really funny-"
Sho shot him a look that said, Funny?...
"-But you were! Like up and down and up and down..." Ohno mimicked Sho's reaction.
Sho gave Ohno another look, Are you kidding me? "I do not do that!"
"Demo~" Ohno said in his cutesy voice, "You were cute like that."
Sho blushed and shot him yet another look. Cute?!
"In a, you know, springy spring way." Ohno explained, demonstrating with his hands.
At this point, Sho surrendered, gave Ohno a pitiful look, and looked away. Aiba chuckled at their strange actions. Ohno continued to narrate his story.
"Then Aiba jumped on Sho and started choking him. And that's about when you came in, Jun-kun." Ohno finished.
"But why was Sho jumping up and down?" Aiba turned to face Sho. "Ne~Do you have a wedgie?"
"I do NOT have a wedgie! What's wrong with you!" Sho attempted to whack Aiba on the head, but he was so flustered that he missed. "I sat on something hard!"
"Something hard?" Aiba thought deeply, while rubbing his chin.
"Something hard..." Jun echoed, "Riida, do you know?"
They all went into silence, trying figure out what the 'hard thing' was when they could just check what was under Sho's butt. Apparently, they were not smart enough to do so.
"Ah. Nino's...Nino's? Hmm..." Ohno racked his brain, trying to remember what it was.
"Why don't you just lift your butt up, Sho?" Jun suggested.
"Nino's..." Sho repeated after Ohno, not paying attention to Jun.
"Just lift up your butt already!" Aiba shouted for he was a very impatient baka, "I want to see what it is!"
"Okay! Don't be so impatient!" Sho scolded back.
"Nino's...remote? No." Ohno continued to mumble to himself as he tried his best to recall whatever that 'hard thing' might be. "Nino's...cellphone. Nah. Nino's...computer! Wah, that's too big! Wait, Nino's DS!" Ohno declared just as Sho removed his butt from where he was sitting.
The color drained from Sho's face. Jun stared at Ohno. Aiba backed away from the couch as if it was hazardous. Ohno gave them all an innocent look, wondering why they seemed so scared.
"Ni-nino's DS?" Sho stuttered.
He gulped and looked at the couch. There, on the couch, was Nino's DS. Yep, a very squished looking DS due to Sho's butt sitting on it.
"This is bad." Jun peeked at the DS, "Remember the last time Aiba accidentally sat on Nino's DS?"
"He wouldn't talk to me for a week..." Aiba answered, "He kept on giving me his angry glares."
"Aaah~ What do we do?" Sho moaned.
"Nino has been spending a lot of time on his DS... He'll ruin his eyes." Jun said thoughtfully. "Maybe it'll do that boy some good if he takes some time off his gaming and actually go out to make some friends besides us."
"We should hide his DS from him for a week or so. That way, he won't be playing it all the time." Sho suggested.
"But won't he be mad at us?" Ohno asked.
"Not if he doesn't know we're hiding it." Sho smiled.
"That's a great idea!" Aiba exclaimed.
"First of all, let's take the DS off the couch. We don't want someone sitting on it again." Jun said as he took the DS and placed it on the table.
Sho looked away, ashamed. Ohno patted his back.
"It's not your fault, Sho-kun. You didn't know it was on the couch." Ohno comforted him.
"We need to find a hiding place. We don't want Nino to find it!" Aiba said enthusiastically.
Aiba got so excited, he was not watching where he was. He accidentally knocked down a glass of water that was also on the table, and the water spilled all over Nino's DS.
"Ah! Aiba! You baka!" Sho shouted, whacking Aiba's head, this time succeeding, "Quickly, get some paper towels or something and clean up this mess!"
The four looked all over for something to mop up the mess with. Finally, they found some rags and cleaned up the puddle of water and dried the DS.
"Okay, we have to be more careful." Jun said after they finished wiping away at the DS, "Where is a good place to hide Nino's DS?"
"I know! We can put it up on the top of the shelf!" Ohno declared.
"Yeah, we can put it under something or behind somehting to make it less visible!" Aibe agreed with Ohno.
"That's not a bad idea." Sho thought aloud.
They let Jun put it up because even though it was Ohno was gave the idea, sadly Ohno was a little too short. Aiba and Sho already caused harm to the DS so they didn't want to risk anything. While Jun tried to hide the DS in the farthest corner on the shelf, the others bustled around, trying to find things to cover the DS.
"Here, use this!" Ohno rushed toward Jun holding a random book he had just found lying around.
Unfortunately, they missed a spot when they mopped up the puddle and Ohno slipped. He was running full speed right at Jun and Jun couldn't react fast enough to get away. They crashed. They fell backward and hit the shelf. their impact was so great, the DS fell off and hit the floor with a loud CRACK.
"What was that noise?" Aiba and Sho said at the same time.
They stopped their searching and ran to see what happened. They stopped when they saw the DS. It was now very tattered, due to all the sitting, water spilling, and falling it had endured.
"What did you do?" Aiba picked it up.
"What do you mean? You're the one who spilled water on it." Sho tried to take it from Aiba.
"At least I didn't drop it off a shelf and make it go CRACk!" Aiba argued back.
"What's that suppose to mean?" Jun joined in, trying to take the DS from the others.
"Guys, stop it!" Ohno complained trying the separate them fromt the DS.
They all bickered with one another and all tried to taek the DS. Then the worst of it all happened. They all let go at the saem time, causing it to break the window and fly out into the streets.
Meanwhile, Nino was walking in the streets. It turns out he got the time wrong. Drama rehersal was tomorrow, not taday. Well, since he was already out, mind as well take a stroll in the streets. He was happily walking around, not suspecting anything at all, until he was hit by a falling DS.
"Ow!" He rubbed his head. "Where did this come from?" He inspected the DS.
"Hey, this looks just like my DS! Wow, looks like this thing has been through a lot. Good thing I know my DS is safe and sound." Nino smiled.
He flipped it over. His smiled fell. Writen on the back was Property of Ninomiya Kazunari.
"Those guys..." he mumbled to himself, "I'm going to get them for this."
Nino walked back to the where the others were, opened the door, and pasted on a fake smile (which looked extremely real for he is a great actor).
"Hey guys." Nino said cheerfully.
he was hiding the DS behind his back. The other members were scattered throughout the room. They all tried to be calm, but Nino could see that they were nervous.
"What's wrong? You guys seem nervous." Nino continued to act happy.
"Hahaha. nervous? what makes you say that? Hahahaha." Sho answered with a weird laugh.
"Why are you back so early? And what's that behind your back?" Ohno asked, trying to get a better look.
"Oh, its a surprise." Nino smiled, backing away from Ohno, "I came back early because I got the rehersal time wrong. It's tomorrow. Anyone seen my DS? I want to play it." he flashed a smile at every one of the members, trying to guilt them.
Aiba, Ohno, Sho, and Jun stared at each other.
"No clue!" Aiba declared.
"Oh really? That reminds me of something. The most ridiculous thing happened to me. I was walking in the streets and a DS fell and hit my head! How strange is that?"
The others laughed nervously.
"Ahahaha. That's hilarious." Jun said uneasily.
"And you know what's funnier?" Nino revealed the DS behind his back. "It says 'property of Ninomiya Kazunari' on the back! What are the chances!" Nino laughed.
The others didn't know what to do so they laughed along with Nino.
"What did you do to my DS." Nino abruptly stopped laughing and questioned them.
"Nino. it's-" Jun started to say but was interrupted by Aiba.
"It's not my fault! Don't kill me!" Aiba yelled and hid behind the couch.
"Aiba, shh! Now, Nino, it's not what you think." Jun continued.
"Oh really? Because I think you broke my DS and you have guilt written all over your faces to prove that." Nino raised an eyebrow at them.
"Yes, that's true, but was accidental. We're really sorry, and we'll make it up to you, no matter what." Jun continued to reason with NIno.
"Hm, I guess that's okay. First of all, I want a new DS."
The four nodded.
"And new games thorughout the whole year."
"Wait, what?" Sho blurted out, "Why?"
"Hey, you said you'll make it up to me. This DS has a lot of memories with it and you destroyed it all. Unless-" Nino smiled, "-you want to make it two years? Or maybe three?"
"No, a year is good." Sho said sheepishly.
"Good, you can start with this one." Nino took out the game that was in the DS, the one that got ruined when the water spilled on the DS. "And a want a new copy, not a used one."
Sho glumly took the game and headed out the door. Jun, Ohno, and Aiba followed him.
I can't belive I'm getting all the games I want. I don't even have to pay for them either! Nino smirked silently to himself as he relaxed on the couch. This is the best day ever!
On the other hand, the other four weren't feeling very happy about using their own money to pay for all of Nino's games. Their mission to end Nino's game addiction was a complete failure.