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Four times Jun's band mates forced him to sleep
Title: Four times Jun's band mates forced him to sleep
Word Count: ca. 650
Pairing: None
Rating: G
Disclaimer: I don’t own Arashi. This is for fun. Don’t you take it serious.
A/N: Got the title and thus inspiration from resolute_reader 's matsu-thon (here). It’s Jun’s birthday present. Congrats on withering, Matsumoto-san.
“Jun.”
“Hm?”
“Sleep.”
“No.”
“It’s still two hours until the concert starts. Get some sleep now.”
“It’s just two hours until the concert starts. I can’t afford it.”
“First, everything about the concert is rehearsed and settled, you can’t change anything anymore. Second, if you don’t sleep now, you’ll collapse backstage as soon as the concert is over, and I’ll be the one who has to carry you to the bus and put you in bed, and I’m really not up for that.”
“This is not for the concert. I’ve drama shooting tomorrow, and I need to learn my text. And I’ll ask Aiba to take care of me.”
“I know you well enough to know that you memorized your text during lunch break already. Stop rereading it.”
“But I have to think about how I will enact it.”
“Jun. I don’t want to threaten you, but if that’s what you want, I won’t hesitate.”
“If I sleep now, will you stop nagging me?”
“Yes.”
“Fine, then. I can’t concentrate anyway when you’re that annoying.”
“You’re tired. Admit it.”
“I’m not… Okay. A little.”
“Sleep tight, Jun.”
“Sleep tight, Sho.”
“Jun.”
“Hm?”
“Sleep.”
“No.”
“Then stop reading at least. I can’t sleep when the lights are on. What is that anyway?”
“It is the outline for the show tomorrow, and you were able to fall asleep during filming in broad daylight.”
“I was dead tired then.”
“If you’re not tired now, you could read the outline, too. Then you won’t need to wait for Nino to push you in the right direction.”
“He is pushing me whether I know where to go or not. It’s because he likes shoving me around, not because he wants the show to go according to plan.”
“…”
“Juuuun. Please.”
“If I sleep now, will you stop nagging me?”
“Yes.”
“Fine, then. I can’t concentrate anyway when you’re that annoying.”
“You’re tired. Admit it.”
“I’m not… Okay. A little.”
“Sleep tight, Jun.”
“Sleep tight, Ohno.”
“Jun.”
“Hm?”
“Sleep.”
“No.”
“I somehow knew you’d say that. Here.”
“You bought me orange juice? You don’t buy anything for anyone without good reason.”
“It’s a gift from Sho. He said to bring it to you and tell you to sleep. He’s worried you’ll exhaust yourself.”
“Oh. Tell him to stop that. But thanks for the juice, it’s exquisite.”
“See, we actually had a little dissent. I said I’ll get you to sleep faster than he did last time.”
“Then you have about two minutes left. And I’m sorry, it’s nothing personal, but I won’t help you win. I still have work to do.”
“No need to help me. Remember those medicinal herbs you gave me last week?”
“Yes, you said you had trouble slee- You didn’t.”
“You bet I did. Double dose in your juice. Be glad I respected your fondness for those instead of treating you with the chemical hammer. Sleep tight, Jun.”
“I hate you, Nino.”
“Jun.“
“No.“
“No what?”
“I won’t sleep.”
“Oh. That’s good. I wanted to show you something.”
“You don’t want me to…”
“What?”
“Oh, nevermind. So what is it?”
“This.”
“Yeah, but what is it?”
“It’s the experiment I’ll do later on. It’s really cool.”
“You know that I’m not supposed to see it beforehand.”
“Yeah, yeah. I won’t conduct it. I just wanted to show you the ingredients I’m gonna use. Aren’t they pretty? Look at this liquid. I like that colour.”
“I’ve been looking for a scarf in that shade for ages now.”
“See? Oh, and this one, it smells wonderful. Like lavender. And tangerine.”
“Sounds interesting. Which one?”
“The small bottle with the brown cap. The expert who helped me said to be extra careful, because the bottles look alike. One is that fragrant stuff, and one contains chloroform, but I have a memory hook: lavender is violet, and violet is nearly blue, so the blue capped bottle is the perfume, and the brown capped one is… Aaah, wait, I mixed it up, don’t put your nose… Jun? Jun!”