Now I know how Faramir and Pippin feel....

Fuck!

I wish my mother was here.

Rogue and I went to the museum yesterday. I have never seen the contents of the gift shop empty so fast into someone's pockets before.

She doesn't like her parents. I completely understand. I liked my mother, but my father is a bastard. If you don't believe me, just look at Ciryon. My father made him kill stuff and he was never the same. ( Read more... )

So, my little brother Ciryon has shown up. I went looking for him and found him crouched under some cardboard boxes in an alley way full of drunk people and tramps and everything in this city we're (Rogue and I) currently in. He was terrified as usual. I got him some ice cream and a teddy bear. So now he just looks confused/forlorn instead of in ( Read more... )

Rogue is very fucking amusing. She seems to have been living in a cave or a hovel or something for the past twenty thousand years. It is incredibly endearing ( Read more... )

She's so damn cute, she gave me stolen make up as a gift.

We are going to spend time together.

It's going to be great.

- By the way, this does not make me anything like my father. If I was him, there'd be four people instead of one.
And I'd be fucking them right now.

My father is a whore. I'm sorry, but it's true.

He's being patient and understanding. That's nice.

But everywhere I look, he is engaged in some kind of sexual activity.

Aren't you people worried about diseaseAnd he said my mother looked like an orc. Well no offense, Mr. Hot Naked Model Thing - but before you were quite grizzly yourself ( Read more... )

So, yeah, some war is going on. The High King of Arda said he'd protect me, so I'm alright.

My father is on some kind of dark cloud. Let's hope she doesn't fall off it, because oh my my that would be terribleAnyway so I'm sitting here, having fun with eyeliner and nail polish, and reading Cocteau. All around me the world is on fire. It's quite ( Read more... )

Maybe I should've stayed dead.

I'm here.

My father is a fucking woman.