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Generic
Got a name?umm I think so?
Tell it to me?ok its brian
Want to change it?I would to change it to Mike Kickass!!
What time is it?9:49
Why are you taking this survey?because I want to!!
Issues
Abortion?noooo!!
Same sex marriages?yes..
War in Iraq?NOO
Gun control?NOO
Death penalty?if they deserve they get it!
Illegal immigration?I don't know about that...
War on drugs?they should die!!!
The obesity epidemic?LOSE WEIGHT!!!
God?I don't KNOW
Pick Your Poison
Red/Blue:red
Japan/China:japan
More guns/More armor:guns
Attack/Defend:defend
Plant/Animal:animal
Invent/Discover:discover
Cook/Bake:I don't know MAN
French beer/German wine:neitheir
Drunk/Stoned:NEITHEIR
Gun/Sword:sword
Rapier/Katana:Katana
Knife in your back/Sword in your face:face
Eat/Drink:drink
Tank/Airplane:tank
Gasoline/Petrol:gaso
Gas/Diesel:gas
Air/Water:air
Dawn/Dusk:dawn
Have you body fall apart but keep your mind/lose your mind, keep your bod:WHAT!!?
Slap/Punch:SLAPPY THE SQUIRRAL SAYS "SSSSLAPPP"!!!
Life in prison/Death:life in prison
Pen/Pencil:pen
Dumb/Ignorant:doesn't matter
Mouse/Keyboard:keyboardyy
Your body is a temple
Best feature:I don't know
Worst flaw:I don't ....
Got any birth defects?NOO
How much can you bench press?I don't
The furthest you've walked in a day?across webster I think...
Most calories you've burned in a day?I don't that!!
What would you change about your appearance?I don't know
Do people compliment your body?noo
Are they telling the truth?see above
Do you believe them?SEE ABOVE
What's your opinion on plastic surgery?do it if they want it doesn't really matter...
Got any scars?yes two?? I think
Tough Questions
Would you lay down your life for a stranger?noo
Friend?yess
Terminally ill friend?yess
If someone died to protect you, how would you feel?good
Chance your life, or make a friend take a smaller chance with theirs?I don't know...
Are all my questions about death and violence creepy?not really...
Tell me your favorite ...
Drink:ICE TEA YEAH
Alcoholic drink:I don't have one
Food:I don't know
Junk food:I don't know
Plant:bamboo
Animal:BATTY
Element (classical):air
Element (periodic):uranium-238
Country:I don't know
Weapon:M 203 assult rifle
Color:black
Car:I don't know
Holiday:I don't know that ttheir all FUN!!
Music
How many tracks are on your computer?none
How many are legal?none
Do the Red Hot Chili Peppers kick ass?noo
How about Rage Against the Machine?no
Do blonde slutty types count as artists?god no
What do you think of rap?sucks
Country?no
Techno?maybe
Gregorian chants?what!?!?
What's the oldest song you like?I don't know
Favorite radio station?none
If you formed a group, what would you call it?I don't know that eietheir
What do you play?nothing
Do your members die to drugs, murder, etc. or fade into obscurity?I can't answer that....
Can you plan an instrument for real?
What do you think of banjos?
Harmonicas?
Spoons????
Morbid Stuffs
Suicidal?
Recently?
Assume you die right now. Who cares the most?
What do you want done with your remains?
Would anyone be happy?
Last words?
Going by your family history, what are you most likely to die from?
If you were terminally ill, would you just end it?
Do people who are brain dead count as alive?
The Mandatory Opposite Gender (or whatever you prefer) Section
Got a BF/GF?
Wish you did?
Preferred eye color?
Hair color?
Height?
Age?
Body type?
Smarter than you/dumber than you?
Too reserved/too forward?
Too distant/too clingy?
Would you feel odd if they gave you a racy picture of themselves?
How bout a nude one?
Bizzaro!
Make a flag for yourself. What's it look like?
Is your computer worth more than your car?
Tell me your three most expensive possessions:
Three most valued?
How much money could you get your mitts on in 24 hours?
Can you tell I'm a guy from these questions?
Do you care?
Am I a depressed, morbid, violent wreck?
Do you think I care what you say?
Have you ever gone a day without food?
Sleep?
Water?
Waking up?
Talking?
All Good Things Must Come to an End
What time is it now?
How long did you spend on my masterpiece?
Was it worth it?
Okay, I Lied, More Questions
If you ran into a copy of yourself, would you be friends?
Do you like maple syrup?
How about blueberries?
When was the last time you tried a new food?
Did you like it?
Are mistranslations funny?
Wizard/Sorceror:
Axe/Sword:
I know you have a blog(if you dont, lie for my amusement)
How often do you post?
About what?
What color is the background?
How many people read it?
What service do you use?
How many posts do you have?
Do you write differently than you talk?
What's the most comments you've gotten on one post?
Why do you keep a blog?
Ending For Real This Time
Did this survey suck?
How many spelling errors did you find?
Farewell and adieu: