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[arbitraryorange]

Ok, so I figure I should tell people who will be reading this a little about me. I am I. I have a tattoo that makes me very happy, I have pretty pretty scars from myself and my women, I like sleeping with women and dating men, I am God, and I love my wives Callan and Jennifer. I love them like whoa. I think that's the important stuff. <3

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[djcallgirl]

AHHH ITS THE SARAH THE SARAH I LOOOVE I LOVE THE SARAH MY UGLY & FLAWED WIFEYPOO YAYYYYYYYYY SQUEEK.
you forgot that your car makes you happy too
<3wife

[arbitraryorange]

Si senora, my car makes me quite happy. And my toes, but not as happy. <3