Today Colin told me that if he were straight he would have a crush on me.  That made me so happy because he is really amazing and I wish I were more like him.  Look up the "Google Lunar X Prize" it is ridiculous beyond ridiculous.  Japanese people cannot smile because they never saw their mothers smile when they were infants.  In ancient Japan ( Read more... )

because your stupid boyfriend is more important than me, that's why.  

colin and i are getting drunk at ten thirty tomorrow morning before english class. with rikki clark ( Read more... )

I am kind of in love with a puppy. But he is a boy, and a breed that I am not sure I am comfortable with. I love dogs. But dogs are the exact same as babies.  Your entire life has to revolve around the pooping eating sleeping schedule of the pup. which is adorable, because every eatsleeppoop is fucking adorable because puppies are the best thing in ( Read more... )

So my cunt of a professor responds with the following ( Read more... )

My life is falling apart ( Read more... )

I got a flu shot.  It hurt like a bitch ( Read more... )

OMG! Taye Diggs and Idina Menzel are together.  That is  fucking ridiculous.  How did I not know this sooner? I would do Idina Menzel so many times I cannot even tell you.

We went to chicago last night for clay's birthday ( Read more... )

ha ha, tyra banned smoking because it is a bad influence on little girls ( Read more... )