Comments | arby: Fax that memo for me, darling

arby

Fax that memo for me, darling

Dec 11, 2002 20:48

'Tis snowing and SHIT!
I'll have you know.
I'll have your guts, on the way out the do'.

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hellybelly December 11 2002, 23:08:13 UTC

Helen Was Here, '02

hellybelly December 12 2002, 10:27:10 UTC

eerily enough, i lost my virginity to one such "stephen bishop"... except he was a shithead and you are not.

arby December 12 2002, 13:01:55 UTC

You obviously don't know me very well

hellybelly December 12 2002, 23:27:17 UTC

well you are not that particular shithead (i hope?)

arby December 13 2002, 01:37:58 UTC

Oh heavens, no. But just to be sure I looked all over my house for your virginity. All I found was a Knight Rider toothbrush, a stained glass lamp in the shape of a chicken, and a VHS tape of the 1984 Olympics so it couldn't have possibly been me. Perhaps it was 70s era soft rock icon, Stephen Bishop. I hear he was quite the ladykiller in his day.