Yeah, Nickelby's, yeah! It was so cool tonight. I mean Nickelby's...Nickelby's was cool. Ok, no it fucking wasn't. It fucking sucked! It fucking sucked a slimy baby's newborn asshole. Apparently, now that spring break is over, Nickelby's not only no longer caters to less than HALF the people previously in attendance but also causes my friends ( Read more... )

Why didn't anyone warn me about myself?

Anyway, I just wanted to say to all the posers and wannabes, you can go to h*ll!

Ahem, allow me to elabramate. As my sleeping pattern is royally f-ed up thanks to my early morning interstate jaunts, I didn't manage to get to sleep last night until about 4 am. Now normally this would not be a problem save for the fact that old slavemaster Rich wanted everyone over at his house by 10:30 meaning I had to be up by 9:45! Anyway, ( Read more... )

Nickleby's was awesome tonight! Good turnout, good turnout, lots of friendly faces (and a few unfriendly ones). Highlights of the night included Gabe F.'s rendition of the Dungeon Bopper's "Chain-tilly Mail", Ted M.'s loving rendition of Andy Williams' "Pocketful of Starlight", and old man Nickelby giving my bigger bro the hairy damn eyeball. Ah ( Read more... )

He was right.

P.S. Sour Fruit-By-the-Foot ain't so good.

Well gang(grenous limbs), I'm done house sitting for my grandmother. You know what that means? NOTHING! Fuck all y'all!

Ahem. Ah, yes well,it feels like I haven't updated my LiveJ in a long while. Oh sure, I pop in from time to time adding a short comment on my friends' posts but my own has grown cold and bitter from disuse. You'd think that would mean I have quite a bit to say in this, my first update in almost a week. But I don't. Nothing worth reading anyway ( Read more... )

That's right, I'm living the life of an elderly woman. Ever since I started house sitting for my grandmother, I've seen life through the eyes of an old lady. I have juice for dinner, in-depth conversations with a cat, and a pantry...A PANTRY! And if that wasn't enough, I've discovered that there's a plastic table and stool in the shower! What ( Read more... )

Attention!

40 Days and 40 Nights - Awesome

Josh Hartnett - Hunk and 1/2

Me after seeing it - sleepy as fuck

Oh, and by the by, I willn't be home for the next 2 weeks which means minimal LJ contact. Sorry, dizzies.

Please allow me this moment to offer a "shout-out" to all my new LJ buds and duds. What's up with you, one and all? Having an LJ feels good in an unfuflilling way...like sucking on your bedsheets. Here is the current haps in life ( Read more... )