arby_m
Jun 07, 2010 13:00
- 12:24 For the record, being called cocksuckers does not appear to discommode ants in any way #deepthoughtsbyjackhandey #
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Jun 02, 2010 11:01
- 01:49 Have suffered setback but I do not accept defeat - stalemate != loss if you get to keep playing #cryptictweetstoself #thesagacontinuesdamnit #
- 02:22 I am not crazy or wrong & I know I'm not making this up. That said, not exactly in position of strength right now. #
- 02:34 For one thing, recording certain (unrequited love) songs previously
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arby_m
May 31, 2010 11:01
- 02:03 Man do my feet hurt. This recording business is tiring as shit! I could technically sit down but I find I don't sing as well #
- 02:06 Why does Twitter Mobile say "whats happening?" It's called grammar check, people - u might want to look into it. Even my phone fixes that #
- 02:07 Everyone (me & stepmother) are trying to sleep and Dad keeps
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arby_m
May 26, 2010 11:08
- 12:39 When ordering tile for home renovation projects, err on the side of smaller order up front and more as need be. #stuckw16boxesof$$$tiles #
- 22:32 @ dstar wait - are you in Williamsburg now? i can totally picture that outfit getting on or off the L train @Bedford #
- 23:19 @ whompingwillows me too - on MTV. "I'll dip my balls in it!" The fact that
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arby_m
May 22, 2010 11:11
- 23:13 Brooklyn Bowl just played Diff'rent Strokes - fully 85% of the hipsters here were not even born when that show was on #
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May 21, 2010 11:04
- 00:23 @ harmonictremors dude me too and usually I would be completely weirded out but I'm actually enjoying this strange new place (for once) #
- 00:28 @ harmonictremors or rather, being here is scary, but in a way that means you should go for whatever it is you fear - bit.ly/a1oOaX #
- 00:39 @ lucretiab yours is an evil laugh #
- 00:55 this fear is not
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arby_m
May 20, 2010 11:04
- 21:48 The Hold Steady = (Bruce Springsteen + Tom Petty) ÷ Panic! @ the Disco #
- 21:48 And I mean none of those in a flattering sense #
- 21:49 * none of which are a compliment #
- 23:54 Plus, I am *convinced* they were lip-synching on recent Colbert appearance - and to add insult to injury, it sounded awful anyway! #
- 23:59 you know you're punk-ass &
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arby_m
May 19, 2010 11:06
- 04:07 "I've heard that your wife is about to give birth to your firstling and you're going to be present at the childbirth." #spamamusesme #
- 04:11 Who the hell says 'firstling' - other than aliens in generic sci-fi/fantasy? I saved it for 3 days until I could post it, b/c *so* random! #
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May 11, 2010 11:24
- 17:58 At the risk of sounding like Garfield, I hate Mondays. #
- 17:58 Now all I need is to dive head-first into a dish of lasagna and my transformation will be complete #
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arby_m
May 07, 2010 11:19
- 15:16 On line at PO - God, how I hate them #uspssucks #
- 15:18 US Click & Ship is fine, especially now that I found a way to print prepaid C&S labels for 1st class via PayPal, but International blows #
- 15:24 Especially irritating are idiots waiting in line to buy like a single 1st class stamp - or mail a letter #
- 15:26 I'm like, "they have machines
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