Ridin along in my allegorymobile... dun-duh-dun-duh-dun-duh-duh...

[arc_monkey]

OK. So storytime. Just assume these things I tell you are true. Some may not may sense, but they are true in the story. Also, if you've read this far and are looking for one of my stories with a funny part, this isn't one of them. At least I don't think it's funny. Maybe in a Chekov sort of way... eh... It also has no point. If you've ever heard

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[vampirejew]

I HATE when my Drive Motivatabulator malfunctions!

And didn't the girl know.they now make Urine Air Fresheners. She could have just bought one instead of peeing in the vehicle! DUH!