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[arcanapi]

I got a letter from the McGill Alumni Association, telling me to buy its Exam Care Packages for you Favourite Student. I got two of these letters, in fact. For $40, I can get scrummy exam-time treats and necessities such as a McGill cap, a mug, a carabiner/lanyard/keychain (yes it's three things in one!), 1 measly chocolate bar, an "Apple-shaped"

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[_ashlinn_]

to go with the pen, how about a fill-in-the-blanks suicide note (not just paper) :p

I have decided I can no longer ______ and there have decided to ____ myself by _______ my _______. Please tell _______ that I'm sorry and tell ______ and _____ that I love (him/her/them). I'm sorry but the ______ was just too ______ and I couldn't _____ anymore.
See you in ________.

___________

[russian_moose]

*Rolls on the floor laughing maniacally*
Quality.

[gila_elegans]

*grin*

I think you missed porn. A vibrator can only do so much...

[russian_moose]

:O Why Tracy! I'm shocked at you! 'Course, I'm laughing my ass off at the same time, but there's shock somewhere there...

[russian_moose]

What, no weed?