I Don't Know How to Speak

[arcane]

I am at my computer. Amanda is with me. She's vainly attempting to molest my cat. Say hi Amanda.

"Hi."

Do you have any words of wisdom?

"Mm.. Eye hurts..."

Is that all?

"Ehh... Meh... Uhh...."

Amanda, I know you have more to share than just thatShe shakes her head with a pained sort of "let me out of here" look on her face. It's kind of sad

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[shoukinkasegi]

Hola Amanda (:

[perch_and_creep]

*blinks*

*raises eyebrow*

*breaks into laughter*

Shame on you for using her to make an update. Shameless explotation of another human being to mask your writers block!

*points at you in teacher disapproval way*

Nice to meet you in a virtual sense Amanda. Next time hit him with the cat and then take over the keyboard and tell us what you really think about getting dragged into a post this way.

*grin*

Well I have been pleading for more arcane content.

*shakes head and walks away*

[amberlyish]

I am talking to you as your cat.

Pretend I am your cat.

"Stop saying I look like humans. It's more of an insult to me than it is to her. I used to be considered a GOD. An immortal being. I was worshipped by the people of Egypt."

And remember, that pained look means she wants your attention completely on her.

[talmanes]

Daniel, you are a strange man.