So this chic leaves a note on Sarabeth's door (my neighbor) at like 11 or 12 tonight, addressed to rooms 834 (me), 836 (Sarabeth) and 838 (emily)... "We are asking nicely SHUT THE FUCK UP some people actually sleep around here and by the way, we can smell your pot
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Step Two~ Get the other two rooms in on operation "Silence The Bitches"
Step Three~ Aquire two or three half gallons of milk
Step Four~ Drink a glass out of each half gallon
Step Five~ Tape the lids shut and sit said milk containers close to your heater
Step Six~ Calmly wait until the fuss dies down (about a month), keep the containers hidden from view and don't mention the operation to anyone.
Step Seven~ In the wee hours of the morning, take your containers upstairs, empty them on 'The Bitches' unsuspecting doorsteps.
Step Eight~ Escape and evade! Return to your rooms, do not mention said operation and play innocent (after all, if you keep it quiet and give no suspicious activities they've got nothing on you)
Step Nine~ Drink and celebrate the tried and true fact that... BITCHES GET WHAT THEY DESERVE.
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they're bitch-o-matic morons and I shall beat their asses for you.
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Rick for his talent in payback (I can think of several instances)
Erin for her ability to support her fellow shorties
I commend you both
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