Why I am a horrible person

[archaeologydork]

So dog #1, Bialy, may have cancer or some such nonsense which has sent my mom into another hysterical tizzy in which she constantly berates my father into checking with the vets every 10 minutes. Now granted we all love the dog, but she has gone quite mad with the whole Dead Grandma incident. So my Uncle Bob calls tonight to say hi and to say he's

Comments

Double awww

[michimpsbl]

I'm sorry about your dog and that you're going to hell...but hey, at least you know it in advance.

[melvillean]

At least you'll have company in Hell. Though I'm betting she won't stop complaining about how hot it is. At least you can live the dream of you two being together forever, though.

[purplepsilon]

I like to think Hell is some sort of large tailgate party on an angry trucker's lawn in the hot sun. "Grill needs more badger."

[archaeologydork]

Sweet, I think I'd like to eat a badger.

[purplepsilon]

mushroom mushroom?

snake!