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Me and Law were planning on hitting the gym and the pool this afternoon, but when he got to my house, we just started making out and then we got a bit carried away and ended up having sex several times--which to be honest was probably a better workout.
But anyway (yes, i am going somwhere with this.) after the sex we had a nap and I had this weird dream (see, we're there now).
Basically, I was working in a department store, like in a mall, and then Law showed up and we had sex on the counter--but it was ok, because the counter had like a ledge that blocked off the rest of the store-- but yeah, we had sex, and then afterwards i noticed that there was a security camera pointed at us on the counter, like three feet away. But then he left, and i scrambled about to get dressed in the middle of an open store. Anyway, once I got dressed, I walked out to help customers, when i noticed this shifty guy in like baggy shorts and baggy basketball shirt and i asked if i could help him and he told me to fuck off. But as I was walking away, i saw him grab a shirt off of the rack and stuff it under his shirt. So I signaled to this other guy who was working the store with me and we sort of both moved in towards the shoplifter-- when he made a run for it and made it to one of the three exits. And as he went through the security stalls, the allarms went off, and his sides lit up with flashing lights for some reason (i guess that's how the security things worked. they made peopel's sides flash like stupid kids shoes) and then he ran back and forth in front of the door a few times because he didnt know which way to go.
So, me and the other guy are going to go catch him, when we see this other like gangster type guy grab a kids bicycle off a rack (IT'S A DREAM IT DOESNT NEED TO MAKE SENSE SHUT UP AND LET ME FINISH) and make a break for one of the other exits. So the guy turns to me and is like "did he just grab a bike?"
So we call security, but as soon as they show up, all these gangter people, including this crazy gangster-chick turned up and started shooting at each other, so I'm like on the floor scrambling to safety and for some reason there's underwear all over the ground too. Anyway, I made it to the safety of the counter that me and Law had had sex on earlier and I was hiding behind it, but then the crazy chick found me and was like standing over me. Out of the blue, Catherine Willows (you know, from CSI?) shows up and knocks her down with her elbow. The rest of the store is quite by now, so like I stand up and I'm about to thank Catherine, when--and you have to understand, the whole dream was in 3rd person, so i was watching myself-- i got this shocked look on my face. So Cathrine like bends sideways at the waiste and pulls her gun out likity-split fast and shoots the crazy chick who's stood up again behind her. And I'm about to say thanks, again, when Catherine looks surprised and then looks down and she's bleeding at the front, because the chick shot her just when she shot the chick.
And then I woke up.
And what did we learn from that? I HAVE FUCKED UP DREAMS. WHAT THE EFF. that is like the second dream in as many weeks that made no sense what-so-ever and screwed with my head. I think it comes on par for randomness with the one with the chinese guy who kept attacking me with a fistfull of rice until I hit him with a flipflop.
Also, we learnt that no-one ever really likes to listen to other people's dreams. But everyone likes to talk about their own.
-Only answer yes or no!
-Do not say anything else unless someone comments and asks you to elaborate.
1) Taken a picture naked? Yep.
2) Made out with a member of the same sex? Yep
3) Danced in front of your mirror? Yep
4) Told a lie? Yep
5) Gotten in a car with people you just met? Yep
6) Been in a fist fight? No.
7) Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back? Yep
8) Been arrested? No.
9) Left your house without telling your parents? Yep
10) Ditched school to do something more fun? Yep
11) Slept in a bed with a member of the same sex? Yep
12) Seen someone die? No.
13) Kissed a picture? Yep
14) Slept in until 3? Yep
15) Laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by? Yep
16) Played dress up? Yep.
17) Fallen asleep at work/school? Yep
18) Felt an earthquake? No
19) Touched a snake? Yep.
20) Ran a red light? No
21) Had detention? Yep.
22) Been in a car accident? No.
23) Pole danced? Yep.
24) Been lost? Yep.
25) Sang karaoke? No.
26) Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? Yep.
27) Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? Yep
28) Caught a snowflake on your tongue? Yep.
29) Kissed in the rain? No.
30) Sang in the shower? Yep.
31) Got your tongue stuck to a pole? No.
32) Ever gone to school partially naked? Yep.
33) Sat on a roof top? Yep.
34) Played chicken? No.
35) Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? No.
36) Been told you're hot by a complete stranger? Yep
37) Broken a bone? No
38) Mooned/flashed someone? Yep
39) Forgotten someone's name? Yep.
40) Slept naked? Yep
41) Blacked out from drinking? Yep.
42) Played a prank on someone? Yep.
43) Felt like killing someone? Yep.
44) Made a parent cry? Yep.
45) Cried over someone? Yep.
46) Had sex more than 5 times in one day? Yep
47) Had/Have a dog? Yep
48) Been in a band? No.
49) Drank 25 sodas in a day? No.
50) Shot a gun? No.
51) Shot someone? No.
52) Stabbed someone? No.
53) Stapled yourself? No.
54) Punched yourself by accident? No.
55) Hit someone with a car? No
56) Colored outside the lines? Yep.
57) Spent money you were supposed to use for something useful on video games? Yep.
58) Spent money you were supposed to use for Sunday School on something else? N/A
59) Skipped Sunday School? N/A
60) Cursed at your mother? Yep.
61) Fought a sibling to the near-death? Yep.
62) Knocked someone else out with your fists? No.
63) Been in a gang? No
64) Told an inappropriate joke at the family dinner table? Yep
65) Coveted a cousin? Yep.
66) Made a list of your top 5 dream jobs? Yep
67) Have you done any of the top 5 jobs? No
68) Have you done ALL of the top 5 jobs? No.
69) Written a letter to a celebrity? No.
70) Had sex with someone no one can ever know about? Yep.
71) Woke somebody up with sex? Yep.
72) Surprised yourself during sex? Yep.
73) Plotted someone's misfortune? Yep
74) Acted out the plot? Yep.
75) Met a pimp? Yep
76) Jumped off of a building? Yep.
77) Run from the police? Yep
78) Shoplifted? Yep
79) Given a speech at a rally? No.
80) Opened for a band? No.
81) Performed in a school play? Yep.
82) Tickled someone until they got sick? No.
83) Spit on someone? Yep
84) Taken someone from someone else? Yep
85) Used poetry for sexual conquest? No
86) Used poetry as sexual device? No.
87) Taped a TV show religiously? Yep
88) Felt different after hearing a rap song? Yep.
89) Had pity sex? Yep.
90) Had hate sex? No.
91) Broken a very expensive thing? Yep.
92) Painted a picture? Yep.
93) Written a novel? Yep.
94) Drawn a comic book or strip? Yep.
95) Had a poem accepted by a journal, anthology or magazine? No.
96) Been on the radio? No
97) Dressed down so as not to be hit on? No.
98) Been kicked in the nuts? Yep.
99) Crippled somebody with words? Yep.
100) Had deja vu? Yep.
But anyway (yes, i am going somwhere with this.) after the sex we had a nap and I had this weird dream (see, we're there now).
Basically, I was working in a department store, like in a mall, and then Law showed up and we had sex on the counter--but it was ok, because the counter had like a ledge that blocked off the rest of the store-- but yeah, we had sex, and then afterwards i noticed that there was a security camera pointed at us on the counter, like three feet away. But then he left, and i scrambled about to get dressed in the middle of an open store. Anyway, once I got dressed, I walked out to help customers, when i noticed this shifty guy in like baggy shorts and baggy basketball shirt and i asked if i could help him and he told me to fuck off. But as I was walking away, i saw him grab a shirt off of the rack and stuff it under his shirt. So I signaled to this other guy who was working the store with me and we sort of both moved in towards the shoplifter-- when he made a run for it and made it to one of the three exits. And as he went through the security stalls, the allarms went off, and his sides lit up with flashing lights for some reason (i guess that's how the security things worked. they made peopel's sides flash like stupid kids shoes) and then he ran back and forth in front of the door a few times because he didnt know which way to go.
So, me and the other guy are going to go catch him, when we see this other like gangster type guy grab a kids bicycle off a rack (IT'S A DREAM IT DOESNT NEED TO MAKE SENSE SHUT UP AND LET ME FINISH) and make a break for one of the other exits. So the guy turns to me and is like "did he just grab a bike?"
So we call security, but as soon as they show up, all these gangter people, including this crazy gangster-chick turned up and started shooting at each other, so I'm like on the floor scrambling to safety and for some reason there's underwear all over the ground too. Anyway, I made it to the safety of the counter that me and Law had had sex on earlier and I was hiding behind it, but then the crazy chick found me and was like standing over me. Out of the blue, Catherine Willows (you know, from CSI?) shows up and knocks her down with her elbow. The rest of the store is quite by now, so like I stand up and I'm about to thank Catherine, when--and you have to understand, the whole dream was in 3rd person, so i was watching myself-- i got this shocked look on my face. So Cathrine like bends sideways at the waiste and pulls her gun out likity-split fast and shoots the crazy chick who's stood up again behind her. And I'm about to say thanks, again, when Catherine looks surprised and then looks down and she's bleeding at the front, because the chick shot her just when she shot the chick.
And then I woke up.
And what did we learn from that? I HAVE FUCKED UP DREAMS. WHAT THE EFF. that is like the second dream in as many weeks that made no sense what-so-ever and screwed with my head. I think it comes on par for randomness with the one with the chinese guy who kept attacking me with a fistfull of rice until I hit him with a flipflop.
Also, we learnt that no-one ever really likes to listen to other people's dreams. But everyone likes to talk about their own.
-Only answer yes or no!
-Do not say anything else unless someone comments and asks you to elaborate.
1) Taken a picture naked? Yep.
2) Made out with a member of the same sex? Yep
3) Danced in front of your mirror? Yep
4) Told a lie? Yep
5) Gotten in a car with people you just met? Yep
6) Been in a fist fight? No.
7) Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back? Yep
8) Been arrested? No.
9) Left your house without telling your parents? Yep
10) Ditched school to do something more fun? Yep
11) Slept in a bed with a member of the same sex? Yep
12) Seen someone die? No.
13) Kissed a picture? Yep
14) Slept in until 3? Yep
15) Laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by? Yep
16) Played dress up? Yep.
17) Fallen asleep at work/school? Yep
18) Felt an earthquake? No
19) Touched a snake? Yep.
20) Ran a red light? No
21) Had detention? Yep.
22) Been in a car accident? No.
23) Pole danced? Yep.
24) Been lost? Yep.
25) Sang karaoke? No.
26) Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? Yep.
27) Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? Yep
28) Caught a snowflake on your tongue? Yep.
29) Kissed in the rain? No.
30) Sang in the shower? Yep.
31) Got your tongue stuck to a pole? No.
32) Ever gone to school partially naked? Yep.
33) Sat on a roof top? Yep.
34) Played chicken? No.
35) Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? No.
36) Been told you're hot by a complete stranger? Yep
37) Broken a bone? No
38) Mooned/flashed someone? Yep
39) Forgotten someone's name? Yep.
40) Slept naked? Yep
41) Blacked out from drinking? Yep.
42) Played a prank on someone? Yep.
43) Felt like killing someone? Yep.
44) Made a parent cry? Yep.
45) Cried over someone? Yep.
46) Had sex more than 5 times in one day? Yep
47) Had/Have a dog? Yep
48) Been in a band? No.
49) Drank 25 sodas in a day? No.
50) Shot a gun? No.
51) Shot someone? No.
52) Stabbed someone? No.
53) Stapled yourself? No.
54) Punched yourself by accident? No.
55) Hit someone with a car? No
56) Colored outside the lines? Yep.
57) Spent money you were supposed to use for something useful on video games? Yep.
58) Spent money you were supposed to use for Sunday School on something else? N/A
59) Skipped Sunday School? N/A
60) Cursed at your mother? Yep.
61) Fought a sibling to the near-death? Yep.
62) Knocked someone else out with your fists? No.
63) Been in a gang? No
64) Told an inappropriate joke at the family dinner table? Yep
65) Coveted a cousin? Yep.
66) Made a list of your top 5 dream jobs? Yep
67) Have you done any of the top 5 jobs? No
68) Have you done ALL of the top 5 jobs? No.
69) Written a letter to a celebrity? No.
70) Had sex with someone no one can ever know about? Yep.
71) Woke somebody up with sex? Yep.
72) Surprised yourself during sex? Yep.
73) Plotted someone's misfortune? Yep
74) Acted out the plot? Yep.
75) Met a pimp? Yep
76) Jumped off of a building? Yep.
77) Run from the police? Yep
78) Shoplifted? Yep
79) Given a speech at a rally? No.
80) Opened for a band? No.
81) Performed in a school play? Yep.
82) Tickled someone until they got sick? No.
83) Spit on someone? Yep
84) Taken someone from someone else? Yep
85) Used poetry for sexual conquest? No
86) Used poetry as sexual device? No.
87) Taped a TV show religiously? Yep
88) Felt different after hearing a rap song? Yep.
89) Had pity sex? Yep.
90) Had hate sex? No.
91) Broken a very expensive thing? Yep.
92) Painted a picture? Yep.
93) Written a novel? Yep.
94) Drawn a comic book or strip? Yep.
95) Had a poem accepted by a journal, anthology or magazine? No.
96) Been on the radio? No
97) Dressed down so as not to be hit on? No.
98) Been kicked in the nuts? Yep.
99) Crippled somebody with words? Yep.
100) Had deja vu? Yep.