Mr. Whipple sez "Please don't squeeze the Comics!"

[archanglrobriel]

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[backawayslowly]

I'm...traumatized.

[d2leddy]

Great Icon! :)

It's so you!

[backawayslowly]

It is? Oh no!

[twfarlan]

Yeah. The equation "Money + TnA = -Money + Blued" seems about right. In fact, if you resolve the equation out, solving for Money, you get the following:

Solving for postive Money:
2(Money) = Blued - TnA, which is the equation for lonely straight guys at home who never go out, leaving out any factors such as Internet porn.

Solving for negative Money:
-2(Money) = TnA - Blued, which involves hiring a prostitute or leaving a sperm donation at the club, either in the self-service lane (aka bathroom) or with the arguably "full service" attendant (aka happy ending lapdance).

[d2leddy]

I don't know who you are, but after your application of mathematics to human biology, I am rendered to a state of utter respect.

You are my hero.

[twfarlan]

(bow) Thank you, but I'm closer to being a villain than a hero, methinks. Just doing my part to bring a bit of surreality to people's day.

[d2leddy]

Just doing my part to bring a bit of surreality to people's day.

Life is already sureal. And more is better.

[d2leddy]

About your equation . . . I have a more . . . less biohazardy option than blue balls or the men's room: The lap dancing? I'm thinking gooey underwear.

[garan_du]

I believe that "Gooey Underwear" was the b side of Pansy Division's single "Groovy Underwear." Or not...

[an_ocean_of_sky]

that is just...

wrong.

dude.

oh my. you and soren are brave and, also, insane.

but I LOVE YOU ANYWAY!

xoxo
Lara

[peskyaura]

I love that your would-be lap dancer looks like a buff Tinkerbell. :P

You're a genius. This is my favorite comic.