Valentine's Day is expensive.

I really want to go see George Carlin perform at the Maryland Theatre; but $50 a ticket?  My goodness.  Why would anyone pay that much to sit around and listen to fart jokes and why white people are stupid?  I love George Carlin's act, but not enough to pay that much.

PANS LABYRINTH!

I find it very funny when people write about how much they hate the police.

"If the police are here to protect me, why do I have to constantly look over my shoulder?"

Well, maybe if you stopped participating in illegal acts, you would be less paranoid.  I mean, how dare the police arrest you for smoking pot.  Fuckin' pigs.

Books.  Let me know what your favorite book is, I need to buy and read some new ones.

I'm currently reading Enduring Love.

King Dork, is next on my list.

What else is worth my time?

In other news I have finally reached the climax of an apathetic existance.

Funniest commerical I have seen in a long time.  It was for a pregnancy test, and the slogan was:

"The most high tech piece of equipment you'll ever pee on."

2006 Survey
Answer the questions as they apply to the past year.

BASICS
Age you turned: eighteen
Did you grow?: maybe a tiny bit
School/Work: Phoenix online
IM Screen name(s): archdrivebye
Best birthday gift: The Screwtape Letters
Best Christmas/holiday gift: complete Jurassic Park DVD set
Most important thing you learned: Don't put all your eggs in one ( Read more... )

Yesterday was the funeral of Julie's grandmother, who I liked very much.  I got to be a paul bearer--I think that's how you spell it--which was an honor to me ( Read more... )

If I died right now I would be content.

Am I the only one who doesn't have that wonderful, Christmas feeling in the pit of their stomach?  It's more like butterflies, vomiting while setting off fire crackers.

Insomnia is a pretty good move, Al Pacino and Robin Williams; what an odd pair of actors.  Plus, Hilary Swank, who made the dry scenes enjoyable.  Wouldn't it be awesome if they made ( Read more... )