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[archica]

A couple of years ago, I got a pretty new umbrella. I placed it in the corner in my bedroom, where I always put things like that, and the only conceivable place I would ever put an umbrella. A few weeks later, the first time it rained, I decided to use it, only it had disappeared. I turned my room upside down looking for it, but it never turned up

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[natsufan]

Umbrellas are polygamous, and printers omniscient. It is known that any given umbrella will love to change partners as often as possible. It is known that printers will break down whenever you need whatever you're printing urgently (but if you print three days prior to the deadline, they always work, and that's as proven as the Law of Gravity). Once you get to know the personality of inanimate objects, you can interact with them properly

[natsufan]

Now I can't stop thinking about a huge monster chatting up and gaming the umbrella so she will run away with him. "What has the human done for you, huh?"

I know it sounds crazy, but when I was little I would have loved to have ideas like these, thinking outside the box. I may write a short story about the adventuring umbrella and all the people she met.