FIVE MILES FROM MOON RIVER - continuing adventures in self denial

[archiedavis]

It's been nine days

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[morganaus]

I am going rapidly insane.
And I am enjoying every second of it.

Trust me, so are we.

[archiedavis]

haha.
i should do a reality series where seven strangers are denied even the basics of sexual gratification.

BLUE BALL ALLEY it shall be called.
And it was good.

[karmakanic]

Whilst not usually a cross-section of society I usually think about, I find myself suddenly fearing for the wellbeing of all Floridian Jeep drivers.

[archiedavis]

as well you should. i wanted to strangle the old fart.
there was nothing but open road ahead of him yet he had to drive five under the speed limit, and his jeep sounded like a souped up vacuum cleaner.

if i can't void my testicles, the least i should have is an uncongested commute.

[minn]

Kudos. Nine days is very impressive.

How much longer until the volcano erupts? Or, are you going to keep pushing yourself as much as you can?

[archiedavis]

i had the plan of going one full week, but now that i am passed it i am going to keep going until my body shoves it out of me.

i have gone far too long to give up now.

[padpedpladuk]

As a devoted gay fan, I'm enjoying the stories of your testes! Tell us more about your scrotum!!!

SCRO, TUM! SCRO, TUM! SCRO, TUM! SCRO, TUM! SCRO, TUM!

[karmakanic]

Hey now, I'm Bill's #1 gay fan. Get your own delightful weirdo.

But yes Bill, do tell us more about your testes.

[archiedavis]

more than the water bottle bit?

how about a pair of sagging bags made entirely of old man elbow skin run off?

i am running out of descriptive phrases here.

[karmakanic]

I'm afraid that image isn't revolting enough.

Consider two bagpipe bags filled with rancid cottage cheese.

[raspberryfixx]

when you start having dreams about yout testicles exploding, covering everyone and everything all over the work, i honestly advise you to pick up the one-handed band again.

because really.. cum day 2005 isn't something i am looking forward to. :-)

[archiedavis]

trust me, when i am done the very ground of jacksonville will be like a movie theater floor.

what if that dream was already a recurring one?

[raspberryfixx]

well, if the dream is already recurring, my outlook has gone from amused to seriously concerned for the future of all of the ovulating women in jacksonville and beyond when you finally burst forth from your prune-like encasing.

please give me a heads up so i can protect myself and those i love.

[archiedavis]

i will give you an official countdown.

it will begin with t-minus ten seconds.
because once i go at it it will certainly be a quick lift off.

[marlowe1]

The last time I tried I lasted a week.

[archiedavis]

did you find yourself slowly going mad?
or, more accurately, making a mad fifty yard dash towards insanity?

[marlowe1]

I found that I was much calmer on the 3rd and 4th day but then wondering if I was castrating myself in that "don't use it, lose it" way. It's like a fast. After the 20th hour of no eating or drinking it's not so bad.

[marlowe1]

Maybe you should start a community. Obvious name woudl be masterofdomain but the Seinfeld refernce might be stale.