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archiedavis

THE BIG THREE OOOOH.

Oct 04, 2005 12:37

Ok, so I turn 30 this week. I know this is an arbitrary number, and if I wasn't cognizant of it, it would be just another day ( Read more... )

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mandy_moon October 4 2005, 19:18:37 UTC

Happy Birthday.

Let me know if you need me to make you a cake.

archiedavis October 7 2005, 16:26:04 UTC

hopefully i will get one half as good as the one buddy got.

sempereadem October 4 2005, 19:23:19 UTC

And you're not Richard Simmons.

archiedavis October 7 2005, 16:26:42 UTC

i am THIS close!

and not rip taylor, either.

rrhexis October 4 2005, 19:27:55 UTC

You have your sense of humor.

archiedavis October 7 2005, 16:27:08 UTC

can i sell that down at the wig shop?

rmmorrow October 4 2005, 19:44:03 UTC

Happy Birthday!

Thanks to medical breakthroughs, etc., (no affiliation with MailBoxes Unlimited) you've got 90 more years ahead of you. 30 of 'em may even be happy-ish.

Quick Fix for the Night Terror:

Draw a vivid picture of it.
Bury it in a graveyard, preferably near a body of water in the graveyard.
Say a few words of faith.
And that'll be that.

archiedavis October 7 2005, 16:29:35 UTC

wont the tampering of the graveyard kick up new spooks to haunt me further?

rmmorrow October 8 2005, 19:52:33 UTC

Naw. It's all sacred ground. Just as long as you don't desecrate an actual grave again.

Of course, the "again" is an assumption.

unrepentant October 4 2005, 19:50:49 UTC

30 wasn't too bad. I may not survive turning 40 in a few years.

archiedavis October 7 2005, 16:30:47 UTC

luckily you dont have any of that skin on your skull to prematurely age and sag.
you just need to shine it and you will never need to look a day over sixteen.