STICKY BUSINESS

[archiedavis]

One would think that being the one of the few males in a predominantly female workplace would have its advantages

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[rrhexis]

I started to read it though I am just about to go to bed and realized it would just make me lie awake thinking about germs. This comment confirms that. Thanks.

[archiedavis]

but i only have the cra...

uh...

cra...cked pepper turkey for lunch.
mmm mmmm, that is a tasty bird!

[givemethegun]

The worst offenders are women who hover just above the toilet seat, not wanting to sit there themselves, and who end up spraying/cloying the whole apparatus with smatterings of human waste.

People are just fucking gross.

[archiedavis]

YUCK!

just for that i am going to march right in there and spray the joint! i have a HOSE here, ladies!
you want war?
i will give you WAR!!!

lovely.

[jaimeee]

you're scatastique!

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xxx
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Re: lovely.

[archiedavis]

i trip the light scatatastique.

Re: lovely.

[jaimeee]

aha! a reply.
you must have updated.

Re: lovely.

[archiedavis]

you are wise to my lazy ways, grasshoppah!

[bebopmonkey]

duuuude. you dont use the paper seat cover thingy? that is like, VITAL.

[archiedavis]

the swine do not supply them.
it is a human rights violation, is what it is!