We had to set up all of insurance here at work today. The guy who set it up was a wonderful fellow, who sounds just like Morgan Freeman
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As far as HOW, well... I KNOW some people. I'll leave it up to them. The less I know the better. If elected selected, I pledge to bury you in the cheapest box in the cheapest graveyard and throw you the chinciest funeral EVER; that's IF I can't get away with just have your body dumped in a swamp somewhere. I will spend the balance of your estate on blackjack and hookers.
you just missed your chance by not telling me you were going to send adam west running over to my house in his batman outfit carrying a giant bomb with a lit fuse.
I just want to be your significant other and make love to you ALL DAY LOOOONNNGGG... that way I would have earned the right to such policy and if for some reason I had to put an end to you. I would cook for your the best meal and follow it up with hours of long love making until you died...but very happily of course.
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so you plan to POISON me, eh?
i am on to you!
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If elected selected, I pledge to bury you in the cheapest box in the cheapest graveyard and throw you the chinciest funeral EVER; that's IF I can't get away with just have your body dumped in a swamp somewhere.
I will spend the balance of your estate on blackjack and hookers.
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much better than paying back student loans.
i dont know about this hired business.
i want my assassination up close and personal.
i am not going out without a FIGHT after all.
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but i think i know how i'd off you.
it would involve Moe's & some ninjas.
plan b? czech your email.
heh heh.
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moe's AND ninjas?
you are clearly the front runner so far.
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and all those X's.
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Oooh! Except for those little Dia De Los Muertos mariachi figurines you have! I'll be cooking up a plan for your dismemberment post-hastey!
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you just missed your chance by not telling me you were going to send adam west running over to my house in his batman outfit carrying a giant bomb with a lit fuse.
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Now me and Eartha have to work on a back up plan... fuck.
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it will be the leggy julie newmar or no catwoman at all?
that hellkitten could use ME as a scratching post ANYTIME!
yowza!
hawt dawg!
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tempting, but the policy runs out in one year, though, then we have to sign another.
death by fucking after a good meal beats the hell out of a rusty screwdriver in the back of the head.
nice try, dad!
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they can sneak into a house better than santa!
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