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archiedavis

IN THE LAND OF THE BLIND...

Jan 25, 2006 07:41

I am really glad i am not blind ( Read more... )

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minn January 25 2006, 12:56:31 UTC

Masterbatingest. Oh, that's a classic. I hope Webster's or OED adds this word in their next edition.

Come to think of it, I am glad you are not one-armed man, either.

ignorantleafy January 25 2006, 13:05:59 UTC

You ought to consider a career as a performance artist.

duckdodgers75 January 25 2006, 13:50:02 UTC

For the record, I am a blind man, and I take offense to everything you wrote here.

Except for the part about the monkey.

Nevertheless, expect a visit from me and my lawyer, Mr. Whirling Chainsaw Chain, to discuss compensation. After all, a blind man has to eat. And go to the nudie bar.

kenshi January 25 2006, 16:57:22 UTC

Read it and weep, blind boy.

Yours Truly,

Deaf Guy.

sworntotheblack January 25 2006, 14:14:56 UTC

I wish I were blind, so I could overlook that fact that you are listening to Blind Melon.

Indeed, life would be much more tolerable, could I not see such things.

quiet_life January 25 2006, 14:47:57 UTC

patchouli constitutes a complete legal defense. the cops won't even arrest you, they'll just help you aim at the sandals.
my sister's closet was polluted with patchouli in the late 60s, and our entire family had to move eventually to escape it. given its half life, i'm sure that old house still reeks of it.