I've never understood how something as innocent as a water chestnut could do such a thing. Tinned fish, yes. Prawn paste, yes. But something like a more condensed version of lettuce? No.
Apparently so. Water chestnuts are delicious in texture (not taste), but wait patiently like little spikeless ocean mines in their WW2 tins.
Bill, your arse has had more action than Cell Block D. I wouldn't be surprised if one day you pooped out a shiv.
It could have been worse. You could have been out on a date, Jhonen Vasquez style, crapped yourself in a restaurant and been forced to shout "Jesus, Fucking, Christ! Someone put shit in my pants!"
Bill, your ass has seen more action than a Navy recruit wearing a twinset and pearls. I've missed you waxing philosophically on the nature of your sphincter and the combustible rage contained therein. I hope you're well. Apart from the assblasting, that is. x
i am not sure what happened, or if it was botulism or not. i made a mental note while i was lying in that strange stupor to look it up, but forgot when i felt better.
i seem to be immune to most conventional poisons and ailments. i once ate a sausage that fell into highly toxic ash from treated wood. i should have died. but i didnt even get gassy.
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I've never understood how something as innocent as a water chestnut could do such a thing. Tinned fish, yes. Prawn paste, yes. But something like a more condensed version of lettuce? No.
Apparently so. Water chestnuts are delicious in texture (not taste), but wait patiently like little spikeless ocean mines in their WW2 tins.
Bill, your arse has had more action than Cell Block D. I wouldn't be surprised if one day you pooped out a shiv.
It could have been worse. You could have been out on a date, Jhonen Vasquez style, crapped yourself in a restaurant and been forced to shout "Jesus, Fucking, Christ! Someone put shit in my pants!"
Much love to you, hon. xx
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i love the watered chestnut! It is such a lively...uh...vegetable? i dont even know how it is classified. except in deliciousness.
and danger!
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they may balk at the price hike, but if i use your explanation it may just work!
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it is just like the hulk. only...less green.
unless it is guacamole night down at the taco shack.
and am i too old to join the navy?
you make it sound so good.
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that isnt tobacco...
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i seem to be immune to most conventional poisons and ailments. i once ate a sausage that fell into highly toxic ash from treated wood.
i should have died.
but i didnt even get gassy.
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