WE WILL ALWAYS HAVE PARIS...UNFORTUNATELY

Apr 07, 2006 07:50

Every day headlines from every newspaper seem to scream the same tired, but ( Read more... )

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minn April 7 2006, 17:47:58 UTC
Hell yes.

Die Paris, die.

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archiedavis April 8 2006, 02:40:57 UTC
hopefully some higher power would strike her dead before it alowed her to play mother theresa.

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mcmayhem April 7 2006, 18:54:56 UTC
I appreciate that nod to Latin Heat in there. Makes the whole thing even better, although I agreed with the statement to begin with.

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archiedavis April 8 2006, 02:41:47 UTC
i really miss eddie.

he was a hell of an athlete and performer, and he seemed to be just a hell of guy all around.
he was taken way, way too soon.

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archiedavis April 8 2006, 02:45:00 UTC
oh, jeez!

he was impressed that she didnt pose for playboy?
did he kind of forget she has her own sex tape out????
that she embodies every singular attribute and principle that mother theresa devoted her life for?

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nhyrvana April 8 2006, 00:57:58 UTC
No.

No dying for her...yet.

I want her to be shamed and maimed in a hideous deformative not-repairable-by-any-surgical-means humiliating accident. Then she can be made "An Example Twards Such Folly Of Living An Innane Life".

Then, then she can die.

-e

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archiedavis April 8 2006, 02:45:41 UTC
yes.
suffering first.

maybe she will even develop what could possibly be considered a soul through some actual hardship.

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nhyrvana April 8 2006, 04:06:02 UTC
It could happen.

-e

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platonic April 8 2006, 23:19:25 UTC
Paris handlers? Is she some dangerous, wild animal now? A dangerous, wild animal with udders no less.

TODAY: 50 SLAUGHTERED BY THE SAVAGE PARIS HILTON! CITIZENS FLEE IN TERROR!

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