SERBIAN STUD STABLE

[archiedavis]

I haven't gone out much recently

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[sugarplumkitty]

Maybe he has the clap or a kidney stone and it hurts to pee?

[archiedavis]

it would take a few months for it to get down that shaft of his.

[sugarplumkitty]

Imagine the pain!

[archiedavis]

i can.
and will.

of course his member is so huge, he would barely feel it.
like passing a grape nut.

[jourdannex]

I don't know any Slavic words but I believe he had a bladder infection.

And can I just say while reading this I was so afraid you were going to have a peek and find out it had a face or was a parasitic twin. I was saying "Bill I had that Freaks book as a child, I see where this is going." You have no idea how glad I am it was just a huge penis.

[deseretfirefly]

Oh. My. God. I was thinking the SAME THING!!!

[archiedavis]

hey, it might have had a face on it, since i never saw the tip of the beast.

he might have been actually arguing with his other "head" down there.
which communicates with him telepathically.
and i had only walked into a little spat between the two...

[quiet_life]

if he really was a serb, i'm guessing his behavior had something to do with 17 shots of cognac. maybe with viagra chasers. maybe it was one of those 4 hour erections and he thought you were a doctor. a love doctor.

[archiedavis]

alas, my love doctor license has been revoked.

for malpractice.

i am sure it will be in all the tabloids soon.

[kellianne]

in my experience: Serbs, universally well-endowed, are also a braggy chip on their shoulder lot. good thing you got out of there alive, son.

[archiedavis]

and free from the infamous "helicoptering" i have heard so much about...

[the_pilchard]

You were very lucky to get out of there alive. I'm sure he was a war criminal who used that thing to massacre hordes of innocent Croats.

[archiedavis]

he should be brought before a war crimes tribunal.
post haste.