Comments | archon_mentha: the pieces gonna fall on you

archon_mentha

the pieces gonna fall on you

Jun 14, 2009 19:38

I am pleased to report that preparations for the ritual are complete. I have drawn the circles for summoning A. B. and Z. (better not to name names) on the floor of my basement. With a sharpie. Sure, it'll be a bitch having to redo the floor, but anyway, what was I supposed to use? Chalk? No, thank you. The only good demon is one that's ( Read more... )

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thistlerose June 14 2009, 01:15:36 UTC

*raises hand*

Can I be a minion?

Wait - is dental included?

archon_mentha June 14 2009, 01:19:10 UTC

Absolutely! And the dental package is outstanding. Or it will be, once the insurance company executives are all captured and given out as slaves to our in-policy doctors and dentists. We'll all be in good hands. :)

thistlerose June 14 2009, 01:22:59 UTC

Sweet! Sign me up.

red_squared June 14 2009, 02:14:18 UTC

feel free to comment here if you're interested in a Minionship

Me, please!

Bwahahahaha.

archon_mentha June 14 2009, 02:42:06 UTC

Absolutely - welcome! Nice laugh, btw. Very evil. :D

magnetic_pole June 14 2009, 02:16:31 UTC

Are Minions taxed on domestic partner benefits? I can't stand the sight of blood, but, given all the hellfire and brimstone I've heard over the years, I suspect the Apocalypse might be queer-friendly... *g* M.

archon_mentha June 14 2009, 03:18:01 UTC

Minions? Taxed? Minions don't pay taxes; they collect them. Preferably from fundamentalists (hellfire and brimstone optional). But to your point, the Apocalypse is most certainly a progressive enterprise. Which is why we'll win - all of our army communications will be in Arabic. :)

hxcpunkchick June 14 2009, 04:46:47 UTC

Dang it! I missed it! Stupid GACE.

archon_mentha June 14 2009, 14:58:10 UTC

Eee! How'd you do on the test? :)

I do think participation this year was down overall, probably because of the weekend. Too many things going on in RL...

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archon_mentha June 14 2009, 15:03:43 UTC

Naturally! :) So long as it's not a bloody revolution and all. Should you happen to be successful, just keep in mind that a retirement somewhere tropical (instead of say, a public hanging) would set a good standard for your own ambitious minions.

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archon_mentha June 14 2009, 20:23:45 UTC

Well, not my blood, anyway.

Of course, I would plot and plan from my island paradise to restore my empire - but you'd expect that. :)