I got my wisdom teeth out today.
the day before thanksgiving.
nobody understands.
weight loss program.

In the midst of the age of calorie counting, its good to know there is dissent among the crowd of 'mini-size me' food chains...

ST. LOUIS (Nov. 16) - As many fast-food chains introduce healthier fare amid fears of being sued, Hardee's is introducing a hamburger with 1,420 calories and 107 grams of fat.

The best headline I've read in a while:
Vice President Cheney Taken to Hospital

When will this guy die already?

Ashcroft is gone.... best news this country has had since Dick Cheney's last heart attack....

such mixed fuckin emotions ( Read more... )

America.... I'm sorry for you.... Good luck....

Vote John Kerry... if you can.

I'm not sure who and/or what to put in my senior will.... suggestions?

Does America miss me?

It won't have to for much longer....

For you at home... something wicked this way comes.....

BOGOTA, Colombia - A suspect swallowed nearly $50,000 in cash in a failed attempt to smuggle the funds out of Colombia, officials said Monday ( Read more... )