newspeople all have asymmetrical faces.
must be a requirement.

the air smells of latkes.
i know not why.

i am many uns today
-unmotivated
-unintelligent
-unenergetic
-unwantingtodowork
-unintelligible
-unbrain.

nuns must be uneverything.
too bad.

bob.
bob menendez.
bob.

This holiday has lost its spirit ( Read more... )

i laugh in the face of work that needs to be done.
bwah ha. bwah ha ha.

was tweed worn in the 20's?
no one seems to know.

that reminds me
of a book i once read
in first grade
a picture book
about taking a trip back to the 1920's
it was fascinating
i asked my teacher
if she had been alive in the 20's.
i think she was insulted.
oh well.
children know not what they say.
oftentimes.

a marvelously morbid animated short.

PANTS.
they still exist.

since when was it eleven?