Jesus is out of touch with Christian values

[arcticturtle]

Let's play a little game. Find the text I have inserted into this well-known parable.
And, behold, a certain lawyer stood up, and tempted him, saying, Master, what shall I do to inherit eternal life

Comments

[verdanthe]

Here's a joke I heard from a coworker :

What do you call a waitress undergoing treatment for her breast cancer?
...
A Canadian!

[melted_snowball]

I have said many times that one of the things I like most about this country is that my neighbour, who's not so good at keeping jobs, has the same kind of health coverage that I do.

[dpolicar]

Clearly, you changed the ending. The actual line is
"Then said Jesus unto him: 'Socialist! Unclean! Unclean!'".

[arcticturtle]

Dang! You caught me.