Never ever be

[ardvari]

Title: Never ever be
Author: ardvariRating: NC-17

Comments

[thothmes]

Oh, evil, evil, EVIL! to be publishing this in the year that Middle Daughter is taking high school chemistry and approaching me fairly regularly for help with understanding it! This is complicated by the fact that Beloved Husband was a chem major, and I have some fond memories of his "Experiment with a Chemist" t-shirt, which only died last year after some 35 years of devoted service...

Yep. Eeeeevil. And very, very hot!

I must counteract it with the icon!

[ardvari]

There's this shirt that says, "Chemists do it on the table- periodically" that you could probably replace the "Experiment with a Chemist" shirt with.

Also: Just imagine how much fun you'll have next time you're looking at a periodic table. :D

*evil grin*

The icon is cute, too. :p Thanks for the comment!

[fickery]

*sigh* Is anything better than sexy nerds in love?

This was wonderful, like all your Sam/Jack stories. Loved it. :)

[ardvari]

There's nothing better on this planet than nerd!sex, in my opinion. It's the sexiest thing ever, much better than just plain talking dirty.

Thanks for the comment, I'm glad you liked this!

[xfchemist]

oh bloody hell!
I'm having a bad day at my shitty work! But my mood has just improved a little now! Thanks!
...though I will never look at a periodic table the same way...and I'm a chemist FCOL!!!!

[ardvari]

Haha, so what you're really saying is that I just made your job a whole lot more entertaining? :p

Thank YOU for the comment!

[xfchemist]

I guess so! XD

[a_loquita]

Wow, that was awesome! And hot! Nice job :)

[ardvari]

Thank you! I'm glad you enjoyed it.

[draco_somnians]

I love your Jack-voice through this. :) Those self-deprecating thoughts and how he just gets her and everything about her.

Very cute. Very hot. :)

[ardvari]

Thank you! They're just stupid!cute and geek!tastic. It's a fact. :)